[Joke][耍冷] 性愛問題
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作者: AdaDaDj (正宗御宅族) 看板: joke
標題: [耍冷] 性愛問題
時間: Sun Aug 12 20:57:58 2007
美美是一個性生活不美滿的家庭主婦，因為她的老公總是對做愛興趣缺缺，
有時竟然做到一半還會睡著..... 美美為此煩心許久，於是去請教她的姊妹淘，
她的好朋友阿英就跟她說:「可能是妳太乖了，不夠狂野，所以他才會提不起興致，
下次你試著主動一點，並且用一些言語上的挑逗去刺激他，這樣或許就會改善了。」
美美覺得這很有道理，於是隔天晚上，她與老公要辦那檔事的時候，她就主動脫光衣服，
跨坐在老公身上。做到一半的時候，她發現老公還是跟平常一樣沒啥興致，甚至又快
睡著了，美美一急之下大聲呻吟:「嗯~~嗯~~好爽!! 我快到了.....快到了~~!!」
只聽到他老公說..........
到了叫我.........
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