[閒聊] 人鬼神(靈幻至尊)台詞
好像最近緯來都沒播,來段台詞回味一下
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大貴-鄭則仕 夢夢-王小鳳 運高-金少龍 壽伯-陳龍 素文-符鈺晶
吃飯篇
素文:你們先喝湯,要裝飯再叫我。(離開)
夢夢:素文真是不錯耶,這個女孩啊,又能下廚房,又能出客堂。
大貴:那娶她當媳婦兒好囉
夢夢:你要死啊你
壽伯:姑爺不能死,要死不如我死啦!反正我也等不了多久了,等我死了之後,素文就可
以借我的屍還魂了,就可以嫁給少爺了,對不對(笑)
大貴:妙計啊!壽伯。運高,還不快叫娘子
運高:= =|||
壽伯:少爺,此計可行嗎?
運高:喝湯啦!
壽伯:小姐?
夢夢:喝湯啦!
壽伯:姑爺?
大貴:喝湯啦!
壽伯:此計不是很好,不如這樣吧...
三人:喝湯吧!
壽伯:我是想說...
三人:喝湯吧!
壽伯:我還沒說呢...
三人:喝湯吧!
壽伯:喝湯...(用灌的,流到衣服上)
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氣長篇
運高偷六師太的鍋做「天地陰陽靈氣接收網」,被夢夢發現而受罰趴在樓梯扶手上
夢夢:沒叫你動就不准動!!(插香)這枝香燒完了才准下來!
壽伯:(捧著飯碗從一旁過來)六國大封相作完啦?
運高:壽伯,幫幫忙,幫我吹滅它,快啊
壽伯:又要麻煩我(走去吹)
運高:大力一點啊,快啊,快啊,快,快滅了,快,好極了,快滅了!
(壽伯吹到整炷香燒完,吹起香灰)
運高:好極了,壽伯謝謝你啊!!
壽伯:還好我氣長啊!
夢夢:(從一旁走來)你氣長是不是!要把這枝吹完了他才准下來!
(N倍粗長的香,壽伯傻眼)
運高:壽伯,再幫我吹吧!
壽伯:這香比我命還長啊...
運高:哎,壽伯...
壽伯:吃飯了!吃飯了!
運高:哎唷,壽伯...
壽伯:吃飯了!吃飯了!(一邊吃著手裡的飯走掉)
運高:壽伯,你不能走啊,壽伯~~...
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