[閒聊] 港片百大謊言!!
(第一次PO文,不知道格式對不對,請大家多多包含)
昨天閒著沒事照例上來推文
突然心血來潮想到我再別版看見的「漫畫十大謊言」
所以我就惡搞了一下,將之變成:港片十大謊言
因為上面推文有人提到大都,所以我就隨手寫了
→ f90274:港片十大謊言:1.來大都找我吧! 12/10 23:40
我一直以為接下來的推文應該是(假想狀況):
→xxxxxxxxxx:樓上在說什麼,亂來
噓xxxxx:純噓f90274
噓xxxxxxxxxxx:王八但,想破壞港片和平啊!
→xxxxxxx:人肉搜索啦!
噓xxxx:紅的明顯,我認識他,他是港片虎爛寫手
→xxxxx:找到他的網誌了 http://dsjhlfakglaghlarkjg(←亂寫的不要當真XD)
→xxxxxx:寫的這麼爛
噓xxxxx:擺明來鬧的
噓xxxxxxxx:f90274出來面對!!!!
(謎:↑原PO有被害妄想症,不要理他)
結果沒想到下面有人捧場,讓我開心了一晚XDDD
接下了後面的九個,還到破表的第11個
→ XD9527: 2.賭神從來不拍照 ! 12/10 23:41
→ Klaver: 3.羅蘭度借賭 12/10 23:43
推 poormusician: 4. 邱淑貞全裸演出! 12/10 23:46
推 NANAer: 5.何大人不會放屁 ! (改了號碼了XD) 12/10 23:46
推 XD9527: 6.是暗器 12/11 00:07
→ Klaver: 7.何金銀幹掉斷水流 12/11 00:10
推 broken543: 8.邱若男被X死 12/11 02:47
推 Howard00: 9.大俠都英俊瀟灑 12/11 10:18
推 mohicans: 10.要得到女孩子的芳心,一定要靠眼神(經典) 12/11 10:47
→ TSFM: 11.你ㄌㄞ吧,窩使補灰緩收滴 12/11 10:56
這讓我好感動啊!港片版就是不一樣
既然如此,港片謊言這麼多,那我們就一一戳破他們吧!
就如同標題,大家都把心中覺得虎爛的橋段都寫出來大家一起分享吧!
不管是不是同一部片,還是同一系列
反正覺得有虎爛到有問題的就寫吧!
前面記得寫號碼,如:12.陳夢吉沒有摸水姑娘的屁股(不要懷疑,我正在看XD)
就從13接下去吧!
就算不玩也來看看嘛!(理一下原PO吧!不然我會好孤單的)
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