[轉錄][八卦]!!鉢哥震怒!!
※ [本文轉錄自 HCSH 看板]
作者: dingwaichun (丁丁) 看板: HCSH
標題: [八卦]邱智鉢 老師!!
時間: Sun Mar 9 00:02:59 2008
以後的數學課我們217(注意是現在這屆非老人XD)的同學都應該會上得膽戰心驚吧!
因為老師在這個禮拜的某堂課發飆了發飆了!發飆了!發飆了!發飆了!
雙曲線軌跡問題是原兇因為鉢哥上課問了一題
設圓C:(x+3)^+y^=16,一定點A(3,0).則所有與C相切,且過A點之圓心軌跡為?
鉢哥叫了兩個同學上台畫出內切和外切的圓並寫出關係式.
但同學只會畫圓畫完便傻住此時,此時場面開始凝聚一股不可知的顫慄
但還不至於爆發!
鉢哥此時便說: 兩圓內切外切有什麼性質,
說完兩同學還是傻住,按照慣例老師會把同學叫下
臺然後解釋但~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!!
鉢哥以最高分貝得爆發大罵:兩圓內切外切有什麼性質會不知道
從.圓.拋物線.橢圓講過幾遍會不知道?~~~~~~~~~!!
之後又有兩三個同學慘遭點名,你就看到台上站了一群同學傻眼得裝思考
(其實應該大家是會的但嚇傻了)
而臺下的人都人人自危(馬的 別叫到我阿 別叫到我阿)
鉢哥還不停帶著殺氣的在台下巡視,大家紛紛低頭裝忙(XD)
眼看這節課就要耗在這兒的時候,終於有個同學講出了答案
雖然不是很標準但還過的去,之後鉢哥以很生氣的語氣講完了這題
然後現場凍結了1分鐘,空氣已經非常緊密(比那個還緊?)
噹~~噹~~噹~~噹~~噹~~噹~~噹~~當
鐘聲如此的美好阿= =!!
附上解答:4分之x^-5分之y^=1(不會用分數的底線= =)
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