[轉錄][無言] 隔壁桌在相親
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作者: bensonchaung (廣告B) 站內: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 隔壁桌在相親
時間: Wed Mar 25 21:19:59 2009
今天在NY Bagle工作
剛剛恍神休息一下,沒想到聽到隔壁桌的對話
滿臉坑疤阿宅 v.s 正妹輕熟女OL
兩個人交換了名片後,就開始一連串無言的對談XD
收錄如下~
Part 1
女:你玩遊戲嗎?
男:玩阿,殺online
女:那是啥?
男:你不要走~~ (帶動作)
女:囧.......................
男:........................囧
Part 2
女:你愛打籃球嗎?
男:妳愛打電動嗎?
女:........................囧
男:囧.......................
Part 3
女:我喜歡騎腳踏車,你喜歡嗎?
男:超不喜歡....
我喜歡去游泳,妳喜歡嗎?
女:超不喜歡....
男:..........................
女:..........................
Part 4
女:妳去過貓空嗎?
男:我去泡過茶
女:我還沒坐過貓空纜車耶
男:那裏茶很好喝
女:.........................
男:........................
Part 5
女:我爸假日都會去打籃球耶
男:我媽假日都打麻將
女:......那可能我可以陪妳媽打....
男:......但我不會陪妳爸打.......
Part 6 7 8 9 1011121314151617181920212223242526272829...........
男:........................................................................
女:........................................................................
Part N
男:今天認識妳我他老母的真的很開心
女:..................開心你老母啦
然後錢丟下就奪門而出了XD
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