[轉錄][無言] 隔壁桌在相親

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: bensonchaung (廣告B) 站內: StupidClown 標題: [無言] 隔壁桌在相親 時間: Wed Mar 25 21:19:59 2009 今天在NY Bagle工作 剛剛恍神休息一下,沒想到聽到隔壁桌的對話 滿臉坑疤阿宅 v.s 正妹輕熟女OL 兩個人交換了名片後,就開始一連串無言的對談XD 收錄如下~ Part 1 女:你玩遊戲嗎? 男:玩阿,殺online 女:那是啥? 男:你不要走~~ (帶動作) 女:囧....................... 男:........................囧 Part 2 女:你愛打籃球嗎? 男:妳愛打電動嗎? 女:........................囧 男:囧....................... Part 3 女:我喜歡騎腳踏車,你喜歡嗎? 男:超不喜歡.... 我喜歡去游泳,妳喜歡嗎? 女:超不喜歡.... 男:.......................... 女:.......................... Part 4 女:妳去過貓空嗎? 男:我去泡過茶 女:我還沒坐過貓空纜車耶 男:那裏茶很好喝 女:......................... 男:........................ Part 5 女:我爸假日都會去打籃球耶 男:我媽假日都打麻將 女:......那可能我可以陪妳媽打.... 男:......但我不會陪妳爸打....... Part 6 7 8 9 1011121314151617181920212223242526272829........... 男:........................................................................ 女:........................................................................ Part N 男:今天認識妳我他老母的真的很開心 女:..................開心你老母啦 然後錢丟下就奪門而出了XD -- ◢██◣ ◢◣ ◢◣ ◢████◣ ╭─────────╮* █ ◥▌ ██◣ ██ ◥◥◥ ◥█─│對不起,你是個好人!│ * * ██◤ ◢██ ˙ ˙ █ ╰─────────╯ * ╲||△╱ ◥█◣ ◥█◤ ◥◣﹀ ◥█ * * * ◢ ̄︺ ̄◤ ◥◤ ◢◤ ◥_ ̄︺ ̄_◣ * * * * bensonchaung ╱╱/\╲╲ jxx * -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 60.251.156.98 ※ 編輯: bensonchaung 來自: 60.251.156.98 (03/25 21:20)

03/25 21:21,
殺很大XDDDDDDD
03/25 21:21

03/25 21:23,
這男的真的不大會接話...
03/25 21:23

03/25 21:24,
A:你不要走~~~~~~ B:求你讓我走吧!!
03/25 21:24

03/25 21:25,
好失敗的相親XDD
03/25 21:25

03/25 21:26,
真的太不會接話了………不管相幾次都很難成功吧
03/25 21:26

03/25 21:37,
到底是誰約的!!!!!
03/25 21:37

03/25 21:38,
為啥我笑不行
03/25 21:38

03/25 21:39,
我笑了...XDDD
03/25 21:39

03/25 21:40,
...... XD
03/25 21:40

03/25 21:41,
...... XD
03/25 21:41

03/25 21:42,
............
03/25 21:42

03/25 21:43,
超好笑耶XDDDDDDDDDD
03/25 21:43

03/25 21:44,
這是笑話集吧 XD
03/25 21:44

03/25 21:44,
宅男之痛有誰懂
03/25 21:44

03/25 21:45,
這麼不投機,早點結束也是好事
03/25 21:45

03/25 21:46,
原來真的有這麼不會聊天的人(大驚)
03/25 21:46

03/25 21:47,
蠻酷的
03/25 21:47

03/25 21:48,
我大笑了XDDDDDDDDD
03/25 21:48

03/25 21:49,
看到PART4那男的竟然沒有接"改天我們一起去吧~"...囧
03/25 21:49

03/25 21:50,
這也太笨了吧......
03/25 21:50

03/25 21:51,
那句"我不會陪妳爸打" 整個就零分了(認真)
03/25 21:51

03/25 21:51,
每個對話都超好笑的^^
03/25 21:51

03/25 21:52,
誰會舉例一下標準程序 ....
03/25 21:52

03/25 21:55,
好糟糕.......
03/25 21:55

03/25 21:55,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/25 21:55

03/25 21:56,
一副很不甘願相親的樣子...
03/25 21:56

03/25 21:56,
正妹輕熟女OL的圖勒???
03/25 21:56

03/25 21:56,
笑死人了
03/25 21:56

03/25 21:56,
不好笑耶
03/25 21:56

03/25 21:57,
PART1:女生問"那是啥"時 可以回答"廣告很紅的一個遊戲"
03/25 21:57

03/25 21:57,
笑死了
03/25 21:57

03/25 21:57,
03/25 21:57

03/25 22:04,
XDD
03/25 22:04

03/25 22:15,
這廝的宅鬥力高達一崑布
03/25 22:15

03/25 22:15,
XDDDDDDDDDDD
03/25 22:15

03/25 22:15,
XDDDDDDDD
03/25 22:15

03/25 22:16,
太悲傷了XD!!!完全搭不上話啊XDDD
03/25 22:16

03/25 22:16,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/25 22:16

03/25 22:16,
說不定是有錢人家子弟...故意要搞砸家長的安排...
03/25 22:16
還有 91 則推文
03/26 12:26,
狂笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/26 12:26

03/26 12:29,
XDDDDDDDD
03/26 12:29

03/26 12:32,
快笑死~ XDDDDD
03/26 12:32

03/26 12:38,
哈哈哈哈XDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/26 12:38

03/26 12:38,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/26 12:38

03/26 12:51,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/26 12:51

03/26 13:02,
XDDDDDDD
03/26 13:02

03/26 13:02,
笑死我了
03/26 13:02

03/26 13:05,
九九推
03/26 13:05

03/26 13:07,
來了 XDD
03/26 13:07

03/26 13:07,
爆 XDDD
03/26 13:07

03/26 13:09,
喔耶
03/26 13:09

03/26 13:14,
XDDD 好爛喔 哈哈哈哈
03/26 13:14

03/26 13:22,
答案很明顯了,男方比較喜歡肛肛
03/26 13:22

03/26 13:29,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/26 13:29

03/26 13:45,
XD
03/26 13:45

03/26 14:00,
真的阿宅耶....
03/26 14:00

03/26 14:21,
XDDDDDDDD
03/26 14:21

03/26 14:22,
XDDDDDDDDDDD
03/26 14:22

03/26 14:27,
======以下開放宅男相談室======
03/26 14:27

03/26 15:06,
自作孽 不可活XD
03/26 15:06

03/26 15:21,
男的不是宅爆就是故意的
03/26 15:21

03/26 16:17,
不是真的吧...太誇張了
03/26 16:17

03/26 16:26,
其實她們是在吵架吧
03/26 16:26

03/26 16:47,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/26 16:47

03/26 16:50,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/26 16:50

03/26 17:02,
開心你老母XDDDDD
03/26 17:02

03/26 17:51,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/26 17:51

03/26 17:53,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/26 17:53

03/26 19:29,
兩條平行線..... XDXDXDXDXDDDDDD
03/26 19:29

03/26 19:31,
......
03/26 19:31

03/26 19:51,
這兩個是被強逼著相親嗎?XDDDDDD
03/26 19:51

03/26 20:01,
XDDDD開心你老母啦 女生有點可憐XD
03/26 20:01

03/26 20:02,
這個也宅的太誇張了吧 應該要砍掉重練
03/26 20:02

03/26 20:33,
活該..
03/26 20:33

03/26 22:23,
看到殺很大就笑翻了
03/26 22:23

03/26 22:45,
沒人發現應該是bagel嗎?
03/26 22:45

03/26 22:57,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
03/26 22:57
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03/26 23:32, , 1F
我剛有看 真的很愚蠢...
03/26 23:32, 1F
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