有一天,世界上要選拔全世界最厲害的警察。
到了最後一個階段,剩下一個美國的FBI、蘇俄的KGB及台灣的警察。
考題是放一隻小白兔 進一個不小的森林,
要在十分鐘之內把目標(小白兔)找出來
,否則就淘汰。
首先,美國的FBI進去了,展開地毯式的搜索,
十分鐘過去了,FBI 無功而返。
下一個是蘇俄的KGB,一進去就放火燒林,企圖逼出小白兔,
十分鐘過去了,燒林的效果沒想像中大,KGB也被淘汰了。
輪到了台灣的警察,只見他
不慌不忙的晃著手上的警棍進了森林。
不到五分鐘的時間,台灣警察出來了,
手上擰著一隻熊貓的耳朵,帶了一隻熊貓出來。
正當大家覺得奇怪時,熊貓說話了:
『嗚~嗚~嗚~不要再打了!不要再打了!
我承認我是小白兔.....』
奇怪
台灣森林怎麼會有熊貓?
台灣應該是台灣黑熊或者是野豬吧?
怎麼會有熊貓?
https://i.imgur.com/vyXaCvQ.jpg
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不知道會不會逼百姓說臭蛋是香蛋
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