[問卦] 如何一開口就讓別人以為英文很好消失

看板Gossiping作者時間8年前 (2017/11/18 19:38), 8年前編輯推噓7(816)
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別人問你How are you ? 沒學過英文的可能回答不出來, 有學過英文的拜台灣教育所賜, 從多益50到多益950都給你回答 "I'm fine. Thank you and you ?" 要怎麼回答How are you 這個問題, 可以讓人家以為你的英文爆幹猛? -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 110.50.175.138 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1511005128.A.EC1.html

11/18 19:39, , 1F
Aquqman sucks
11/18 19:39, 1F
you suck I suck everybody sucks.

11/18 19:39, , 2F
ehh... It's kinda okay I guess. How about you then ?
11/18 19:39, 2F

11/18 19:39, , 3F
this is a book
11/18 19:39, 3F
this is an apple.

11/18 19:39, , 4F
我 English So Good 的~~
11/18 19:39, 4F

11/18 19:40, , 5F
Me English no bad.
11/18 19:40, 5F

11/18 19:40, , 6F
英文好還是得跟五樓一樣賣屁股
11/18 19:40, 6F

11/18 19:41, , 7F
Bien y t??
11/18 19:41, 7F
這是西文吧XD

11/18 19:42, , 8F
go ahead , suck my dick!
11/18 19:42, 8F

11/18 19:42, , 9F
直接回 how r u?
11/18 19:42, 9F

11/18 19:42, , 10F
well,我不知道
11/18 19:42, 10F

11/18 19:45, , 11F
Fxck off
11/18 19:45, 11F
※ 編輯: fanchen (110.50.175.138), 11/18/2017 19:45:10

11/18 19:46, , 12F
沒口音聽起來就很強了
11/18 19:46, 12F

11/18 19:50, , 13F
開口就先來一句 to be or not to be
11/18 19:50, 13F

11/18 20:20, , 14F
It’s none of your business
11/18 20:20, 14F

11/18 20:52, , 15F
先噁五秒再講 聽起來就英文很好
11/18 20:52, 15F
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