[問卦] 成立萌貓如來宗跟Seafood對抗!消失
安安喔
有鑑於Seafood的法力無邊,
政商法警界都有人脈,
新聞也上好幾篇了Seafood還是屹立不搖!
如果阿,成立一個新的宗教跟他抗衡有用嗎?
https://i.imgur.com/Xk1aVVX.jpg


就叫做: 萌貓如來宗
口號: \感恩肉球 讚嘆肉球/
教條:
1. 每個月捐獻200元給貓師父,
太多也不可以,貓師父會不法喜
2. 每個禮拜的法會,信徒可以上前接受貓師父的賞一巴掌的殊勝,
感受貓師父傲嬌的恩典
3. 信徒可以拜託貓師父接受弟子們的罐罐捐獻,因為祀奉我們的貓師父跟對待父母一樣
4. 不得隨便聽信不利於萌貓如來宗的報導,不能上網路、臉書、開電視看新聞,否則就
會 萌力引爆!
有貓貓可以療癒紫衣信徒的八卦嗎?
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紫衣seafood現在才13年就撈翻囉~~
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