[問卦] 男生叫"屌打",那女生要叫什麼?消失

看板Gossiping作者時間8年前 (2017/09/08 22:14), 編輯推噓54(59533)
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我們常說一個人的能力、才華、甚至某項戰績很優秀 和其他眾人比起來出色許多,通稱"屌打" 例如:2014年九合一選舉開票結果, 台南市長賴清德得票數"屌打"其他候選人,順利當選。 可是女生沒有屌阿 (當然有少數雌雄同體的第三性就另當別論了) 偏偏有很多女生也很優秀阿 如果遇到很優秀的女生朋友,要怎麼形容她才好呢? 例如:今年的世大運,詹詠然的網球實力__其他女選手。 空格應該填什麼比較好?鮑打?奶甩?陰夾? -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 114.37.222.207 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1504880078.A.5BC.html

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奶甩
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奶砲
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甩奶
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奶打
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尻擊
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鮑尻
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鮑夾
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奶甩不錯
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請五樓解釋
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樓上超醜包莖男
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鮑經
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鮑射
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磨豆腐
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洗臉啊
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齁~~~要被吉了
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你這篇不錯
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砲打
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歸鄉
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尻之財寶
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大心
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牛屄
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乃打
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奶壓
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夾奶
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高速機關尻
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當然是鮑打 是沒看過超大陰唇粉紅閃光膩 甩的滿臉啪啪響
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穴噴
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鮑夾
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屌打
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撕逼阿 只好借用支那女人打架的說法
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蒂打
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鮑汁
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鮑打ㄧ頓
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(大心)
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奶擊
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包含
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鮑擊
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鮑夾
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鮑打
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鮑吞
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真空烈尻
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鮑夾xd
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尻洗
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鮑打
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鮑夾
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詠春 一個打十個!
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蚌打
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奶甩不錯XDD
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鮑吸
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奶大
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唇吞
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鮑吸
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黑B
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被屌打
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死要錢
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點穴
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“奶襲”啊!
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穴吸
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穴夾
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鮑吞
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豬叫
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逼緊
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大星
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競女應該有答案
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吊打
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奶壓
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口爆
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鮑蓋
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乳槌啊
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屄抽
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水淹
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威逼啊
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來西
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奶轟,這樣可以了嗎? 可以少一點廢文嗎?
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幹這篇好好笑
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穴屑
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暈閃
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逼洗
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屄退
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鮑夾
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屄退很棒,斜音雙關又切題,一百分
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這篇有水準,完全符合現代兩性平等要點
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潮吹
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Good question. 不過我覺得奶夾也不錯。
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屄擊
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康搏
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屁拳
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奶趴
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屄搧
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b近
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屄視
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鮑虐
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鮑打
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你先確定屌打的屌是名詞 再來討論吧
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潮噴
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屄打
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奶鮑
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