[問卦] 吃完粽子大便頂摳摳 要怎麼處理消失

看板Gossiping作者時間7年前 (2017/05/30 10:40), 編輯推噓7(11推 4噓 10→)
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連續吃了好幾餐的粽子 剛剛大便的時候 窩操 毫痛啊 要怎麼舒緩吃完粽子 大便頂摳摳的症狀 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 111.252.2.168 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1496112015.A.958.html
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拿粽葉塞肛門
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給五樓肛
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找G軟幫你通肛
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五樓幫你通
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找五樓人體通樂
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給樓下肛一肛就舒服了
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找1號gay幫你捅肛門
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大出來在捏一捏。搓一搓。 就會軟一點了
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易利氣磁力貼拿去貼屁眼
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舔
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抱歉 我有勃起障礙無法幫忙通肛
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吃香蕉優酪乳巴藥
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肛
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#大冰奶
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給甲甲桶阿，甲甲最愛這味
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拿起來吃下去 再消化一次
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連粽葉一起吃下去，消化好
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搭蔬菜水果阿
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搭配粽葉沙拉，再用棉繩清牙縫
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拿水管通一下 ^^
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為什麼不吃蔬菜
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再吃下去嚼軟爛啊
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吼粒假
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吃秋葵
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你看馬桶塞住怎麼辦就比照辦理
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