半夜不睡覺逛八卦逛到一半
突然家裡電鈴響起
打開門一看竟然是住隔壁的OL妹妹
一看到我就顫抖的說
"那個...可以麻煩你幫我處理一下家裡的蟑螂嗎?“
拿著殺蟲劑走進她家30秒就搞定
拿張衛生紙包起屍體沖馬桶
然後繼續來看八卦順便發廢文
身邊真的一堆人是看到蟑螂會崩潰的那種
癱軟無法動,連遠遠拿殺蟲劑噴都辦不到
我是會嚴惡,覺得很髒這樣
但還稱不上怕,至少還能跟它yo battle
有沒有蟑螂到底有什麼魔力讓人崩潰的掛?
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![](https://i.imgur.com/F1d8us2.jpg)
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噓
05/10 02:56, , 6F
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現在右肩正流行,我俗辣
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※ 編輯: feoyeos (111.83.174.88), 05/10/2017 02:57:22
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我可以放蟑螂照給你點
※ 編輯: feoyeos (111.83.174.88), 05/10/2017 03:04:09
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你蟑螂系?
※ 編輯: feoyeos (111.83.174.88), 05/10/2017 03:25:32
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呃,所以活捉是要放生到那邊
※ 編輯: feoyeos (111.83.174.88), 05/10/2017 03:29:03
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