誒誒又是我東南亞肥宅喇
肥宅我剛在中學門口等我女友放學喇
好不容易等待她出來了
肥宅我默默的跟在她後面
打算護送她回家喇
想到昨天剛跟她吵架
所以肥宅我都跟她保持3m的距離
突然女友轉身對著我說
“跨三小喇,你再跟著我,我就報警喔!”
請問女友是不是原諒我惹?
肥宅我該衝嗎?
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