[問卦] 學姐叫我去載她該怎麼辦？消失

看板Gossiping作者時間9年前 (2016/12/10 23:59), 9年前編輯推噓39(42推 3噓 17→)
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學姐剛剛密我說 「你在嗎？」 「哦在啊怎麼了」 「我剛剛到火車站可是沒車，你可以來載我回宿舍嗎？」 請問我該怎麼辦？ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 223.137.229.112 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1481385589.A.1D9.html
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12/11 00:00, , 1F
先去警局自首
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哈哈工具人
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比照計程車收費阿
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回她:可是下雨耶（扭）
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告他性騷擾
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教他吃史
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記得夜間加成
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問她男朋友呢
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學姐穩定單身中
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載阿!!這是能載女生的機會
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先確定學姐有沒有腳
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※ 編輯: snyk (223.137.229.112), 12/11/2016 00:03:09
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學姐男朋友在她房裡打LOL嗎?
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12/11 00:04, , 12F
叫他去吃屎啊
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好爽喔 又可以玩急剎
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裝死阿
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小心情慾流動
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工具人
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這種機會不是屬於你的
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工具人4ni?
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先簽本票
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跟她說，等我這場打玩
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12/11 00:08, , 21F
掩護你，衝一發，
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12/11 00:09, , 22F
給她序號搭uber 你賺免費里程
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12/11 00:09, , 23F
反正你不會拒絕 真方便
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工具人
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載了順便凹頓宵夜 反正也不可能尤其他進展 換吃的划算
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載她回你宿舍 之後都有演過 我就不用教了吧
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認真回答 買保險套
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抽插唯一解
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想追他再去載 不過記得帶行房紀錄器
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噓
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載啊，記得告白就好，不然你連工具人都還不如！
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就找一個麻煩他也沒關係 又不會拒絕別人的人
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椅座打蠟
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回她:我只能載你去摩鐵
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恭喜從工具人升級了
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記得拔扶手
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剛好有空的話就凹個宵夜啊 這樣立場就對等了
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噓
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載回家阿
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揍他啊
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知道沒車還搭這班 要是林北一定會碎念到下次不敢找我
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叫他請吃宵夜，至少沒虧
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55688幫她打發
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可以阿 但一定要摸奶
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12/11 00:39, , 43F
Ok啊，載去山上看夜景
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如果你想追她，一定要凹他，不要因為想追就一直順著她
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叫她吃屌屌
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之後可以把椅墊拆下來包膜這樣你就永遠擁有學姊了
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工具人
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這個時間如果你們之間沒有曖昧 工具人無誤
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可悲駝獸..
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醒醒
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工具人哭哭
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你是不是想要幹人家
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要怎麼凹可以分享一下嗎
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每騎２公尺 按一次急煞 軟軟的
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樓上變態XDD
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噓
12/11 03:24, , 56F
連工具人都算不上 你只是司機
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問她要前面還後面(我是說車站
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正的話就去阿 順便凹一下消夜 然後吃完說下次換我請
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恭喜你得到下次機會了
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載回自己宿舍啊
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載啊 也許這輩子就這一次載女生的經驗
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工具人
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