[問卦] 接到陌生人電話說good luck該怎麼回他消失

看板Gossiping作者時間9年前 (2016/11/30 17:53), 編輯推噓41(41推 0噓 18→)
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剛剛接到一個陌生人的電話， 對方呼哩呼嚕講了一串之後， 講了個good luck， 請問我該回他什麼才能展現台灣人的煞氣跟霸氣？ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 85.203.7.22 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1480499594.A.643.html
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咩
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妹修淦某
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修
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供三小
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你女兒被綁票了喔
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先拿錄音筆
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他是不是也戴著面具騎一台三輪車
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I will find you ~
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to you
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u can't see me
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I'm watching you.
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肛
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他女兒很正
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WANNA FUCK???
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醒醒吧 你沒有女兒
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哪部！
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他看上你的鎖頭了
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John cenaaaaaaaaa
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may show gun more
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人家是講滾啦
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用電極電爆他
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Show me the money
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good luck good~good luck good~good丟一尾旋溜鼓，
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估哩娘雞掰吼告趕啦
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先買保險
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I will find you and kill you
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I will find you .. and I will kill you
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你女兒剛去法國？
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他是不是穿西部牛仔裝露屁股
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i am your father
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a apple a day,keep the doctor away
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維大力?義大利?It's good to drink.
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suck my huge cock
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回他GOO你的頭，你爸我現在要來上你女兒了
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我會找到你而且我會殺了你
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回他good morning ,包租婆
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遇到表現說是警察馬上開槍 不要唸紙條
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don't piss me off
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I will kill u
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這次是他要被救啦
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I want Playe a game
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have fun
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say my name!!!
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Who is lovin you
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good fuck
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thanks i will
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be lucky
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I will find you and kill you if you not let my girl
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收你為絕地學徒
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