餓死抬頭先
從小到大聽過好幾次所謂的"師提當年勇",
比如: 國中英文老師說他們那時候的英文課本比我們現在的難很多,如果拿她以前的課本
給我們看,保證我們看不懂,是說同年級的喔,就是她們那個年代的X年級的英文課本如
果給現在X年級的我們學生看,我們一定會看不懂,因為比我們現在課程的還難太多太多
,之類的,
又比如: 高中數學老師(強調,是高中數學老師)說誰說六十分及格就很好的? 我問你們你
們說得出為什麼六十分是及格分嗎? 說不出來嘛! 他說他們那時候國中數學老師訂九十五
分及格ㄋㄟ! 少三分打一下,不足三分算三分,你們看我有沒有因為你們考不好打你們..
.,還說那個年代學生每天被打都馬正常的,有一天完全沒有被打過的也不用高興啦,下次
退步一分打一下,比原本標準更提高...
然而我聽到最扯的是大學的國文老師(我不知道他年紀,但他白髮,應該是很久遠的
年代了)曰:
我國小時因為數學考不好被老師罵將來會變成社會敗類,我們那時候都是在這種環境
下長大的,任何考試沒有一百分不是被打就是被罵被汙辱將來會變成社會恥辱社會敗類、
社會垃圾,讓你們猜我那時候數學考幾分會被老師這樣罵?
答案是九十五分,滿分一百分。
是說在座的各位都是~~XX
沒錯,根據大學國文老師的說法,因為全班沒有人考一百,他當年的老師們(強調幾
乎所有老師都~)就是都會這樣對著全班這樣講,灌輸這種不道德的觀念,然後他還真的在
怕自己長大後會變成什麼殺人強姦犯之類的下流人士...
反正對本魯來說覺得有影足譀兮...,但是又常聽到很多版本的"師提當年勇"也都類
似這樣的內容,所以就還是姑且相信是真的
但想問,有沒有類似這樣"沒有一百分就是將來的垃圾敗類"或其他"師提當年勇"的八
卦?
打完這段突然想起來好像狗蛋大兵有演過類似橋段?
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