[問卦] 射太多次蛋蛋會變小ㄇ?消失

看板Gossiping作者時間9年前 (2016/09/11 11:24), 編輯推噓1(769)
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南屯大鯛俠昨天跟淫蕩姊姊連射五發 姐接問我說射那麼多次蛋蛋不會變小ㄇ? 現在小弟很擔心蛋蛋的東西被射光了,要怎麼辦QQ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 223.139.158.141 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1473564260.A.37F.html

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文組的?
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沒睡飽?
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五樓奈米蛋蛋
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zzz
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五樓幫你補
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加熱膨脹有聽過嗎? 快去泡一百度熱水
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不會變,但是每打一次會分裂成第三顆,依此類推
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會喔
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0.0
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快割掉 重新長就可以了
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蛋蛋只是負責平衡而已
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趕快刪這篇文,要不然檢舉你
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太久沒射會漲漲的
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幹 好爽ㄛ 偶也好想射五次
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一發,五次也敢發文
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吃點營養的 然後補眠睡飽飽 不會變小啦
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CC
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會阿 哭哭
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最後變湯圓了...
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你想想一直不射蛋蛋會跟籃球一樣大嗎?
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會萎縮,請節哀
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