二十分鐘前摸完辣椒種子,一時不察又去廁所小便
結果幾分鐘之內,小雞雞就從無到溫暖到燃燒吧~火鳥~
雖然緊急用肥皂洗了一下,勉強維持在聖誕夜暖爐的等級
但為了確認小雞雞沒有變成宮保GG,硬是做了排尿測試
HOLY SHIT!!!聖光啊!!!
我感覺馬眼正哭著生命之水啊
請問各位賢者,小雞雞被辣到該怎麼辦?
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收雞雞要幹嘛啦~?覽趴王補貨逆?
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我還想要雞雞
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以毒攻毒?
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應徵廚師請找懶趴王
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how?
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有用肥皂洗過 目前降溫中
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