[問卦] 要不要跟老師說啊～？消失

看板Gossiping作者時間9年前 (2015/09/16 13:18), 9年前編輯推噓-32(11推 43噓 16→)
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小魯妹我現在大一剛入學的菜逼吧 如果想上廁所 需不需要舉手跟老師說呢 請各位學長解答 ----- Sent from JPTT on my Asus ASUS_T00F. -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 140.124.249.55 ※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Gossiping/M.1442380738.A.AF5.html
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09/16 13:19, , 1F
不要說
09/16 13:19, 1F
噓
09/16 13:19, , 2F
你媽的是不會忍一下喔
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喊報告不會喔
09/16 13:19, 3F
噓
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一定要的 要養成好習慣
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噓
09/16 13:19, , 5F
不要去
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124哪間
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噓
09/16 13:19, , 7F
說了會很糟糕的
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噓
09/16 13:19, , 8F
不要怕 直接尿出來 也可以跟那個四眼田雞一樣直接拉屎
09/16 13:19, 8F
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都大學生了 要自備尿袋
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噓
09/16 13:19, , 10F
厚問 半年後見
09/16 13:19, 10F
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09/16 13:19, , 11F
直接走出去啊 但有些老師會"剛好"在這時點名
09/16 13:19, 11F
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09/16 13:19, , 12F
高中都可以自己走出去了
09/16 13:19, 12F
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09/16 13:20, , 13F
菜比八 渾身菜味
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無聊------尿出來好了
09/16 13:20, 14F
推
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88
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噓
09/16 13:20, , 16F
學阿扁漏尿
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噓
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給樓下喝
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UCCU
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噓
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..
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叫旁邊的肉便器幫你接阿
09/16 13:21, 20F
噓
09/16 13:21, , 21F
你小學生哦
09/16 13:21, 21F
噓
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把你的3mm插進前面同學的肛門裡就不會漏出來了
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噓
09/16 13:21, , 23F
OK本月最菜就是你了
09/16 13:21, 23F
推
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老師我大便在褲子上了
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※ 編輯: lponnn (140.124.249.55), 09/16/2015 13:23:32
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UCCU
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推
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用棉條不會啊?! @@
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被M了 UCCU
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再忍一忍 等一下就不用說了
09/16 13:22, 28F
推
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124
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噓
09/16 13:22, , 30F
屎尿無法控制 你唸哪間
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直接尿出來啊
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不要說 會被揍 建議忍到下課
09/16 13:22, 33F
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09/16 13:23, , 34F
要不要順便打電話問你媽?
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噓
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大在座位上阿
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不會尿褲子喔
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直接尿 還用我教？
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噓
09/16 13:23, , 38F
說了會被當然後被同學排擠四年喔
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推
09/16 13:24, , 39F
上台表演一下
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推
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尿在隔壁肥宅嘴裡啊
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09/16 13:25, , 41F
大膽尿出來 然後放倒水壺 大喊:哀呀我打翻水壺了
09/16 13:25, 41F
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09/16 13:26, , 42F
一定要舉手 說我要去尿尿
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噓
09/16 13:26, , 43F
看看中國人好嘛，別讓中國人笑好不好，直接發飆呀
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請示
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推
09/16 13:26, , 45F
記得去鳳梨田上
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推
09/16 13:27, , 46F
我要告老師啦
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噓
09/16 13:28, , 47F
幹嘛說 直接射在前面女同學上阿
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哪來的鳳梨田
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直接尿下去啦
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剛看完鯊堡的救贖是嗎?
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不用説也不用去 上課上到漏尿就行
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大學一年級問小學一年級的問題...
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124不是北科嗎？
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>M<
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09/16 13:36, , 55F
124只有ㄈㄓ
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快去吸老師的屌 這樣妳們就可以一起去廁所了
09/16 13:37, 56F
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09/16 13:42, , 57F
直接大在褲子上 你就可以逃離監獄了
09/16 13:42, 57F
噓
09/16 13:47, , 58F
有時間發廢文不會直接問?
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噓
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還要問~當然直接回宿舍阿
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UCCU 被M了XDDDD
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UCCU 被M了
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124 素質不意外
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學店不意外
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喝掉啊
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噓
09/16 14:01, , 65F
我的腦殘朋友都讀124
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直接脫庫爛了誰跟你舉手
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噓
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m
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噓
09/16 14:17, , 68F
不會用包大人嗎？
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噓
09/16 14:18, , 69F
記得一定要找同學一起去 廁所可能會有壞人唷
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噓
09/16 20:14, , 70F
需要發文問? 這是蠢不是魯
09/16 20:14, 70F
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