[龍飛] 本日MVP:看到胎記就跑的魯蛇大師兄
太久沒看到這麼真性情的角色了!!
足足笑到我差點胃抽筋
大師兄撞見龍、蘭談話,崩潰上前質問!
罵了一堆,說天龍嘴巴講的好聽,做的都是背叛兄弟的事
作勢要揍天龍——
就在這時,心蘭一急,露出臉上胎記
蘭:慢著,天龍真的什麼事都沒告訴我!!!
大師兄表情驟然變色——
英:妳……妳的臉!!!!!!!(嚇呆了,天龍還很體貼的要幫忙遮住胎記XD)
蘭:這就是我的面貌。
英:天龍,原來你早就知道心蘭姑娘臉上有胎記!!!
(os:好兄弟,我誤會你了!!!原來你是為了阻止我才跟我搶女人!!)
龍:大師兄,我早就想告訴你了,只是沒問過心蘭姑娘balabala……
蘭:(繼續補槍)陳公子,你還不夠了解我,你看到的只是表面。我不止臉上有胎記,
算命師還說我沒有幫夫運,會影響家運。
接下來天龍心蘭一堆彼此安慰的話,俊英卻表情凝重,一句話都說不出來。
我猜他在思考如何給自己台階下,推掉對心蘭的追求XDDDD
最後終於開口——
英:天龍,抱歉,是我太衝動了。我根本沒資格追求心蘭姑娘。
(os:沒看清她臉上胎記就急著跟你搶,好兄弟,你果然是對我最好的人!!)
心蘭姑娘,我真慚愧,從小和天龍一起長大,為了追求妳,破壞了兄弟感情。
我沒資格追求妳。天龍,好好對待心蘭姑娘,否則我不會饒過妳。我誠心誠意
祝福你們兩位。
(整大段話os:天龍好兄弟,心蘭交給你了,把她看緊點不要讓她來纏我!!!否則我
找你算帳!!!)
然後講完這堆場面話就跑了(拍桌狂笑XDDDDDDDD)
真是好個忠義堂魯蛇大師兄呀~~~~~~~~~~~~~
我太佩服飛燕的高瞻遠矚了!!!XDDD
ps: os是我個人對俊英反應的解讀,解讀有誤恕不負責XD~
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