[轉錄][笑話] 三個死刑犯
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作者: sixonly (幻覺) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] 三個死刑犯
時間: Wed Jul 2 22:32:46 2008
有三個死刑犯 要準備行刑了
典獄長很好心 跟他們說在臨死前,除了"我希望取消我的死刑",
我可以滿足你們一人一個願望。
第一個死刑犯說: "我希望吃牛排"
典獄長說: "很好,可以實現。"
第二個死刑犯說: "我希望看A片。"
典獄長說: "很好,可以實現。"
第三個死刑犯說: "我希望可以跟正妹說話。"
典獄長面有難色的說: "可是........正妹還在洗澡......"
這時第三個死刑犯說: "沒關係,我可以等。"
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