[轉錄]Re: [t2d]數學家教笨板看多越來笨了.....
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作者: kizu1124 (低調A郎) 看板: joke
標題: [轉錄]Re: [t2d]數學家教笨板看多越來笨了.....
時間: Sat Dec 29 17:51:44 2007
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: ltlmouse (小白滿天飛的時代) 看板: StupidClown
標題: Re: [t2d]數學家教笨板看多越來笨了.....
時間: Sat Dec 29 15:42:04 2007
※ 引述《b0690203 (輕鬆麵)》之銘言:
: 那我也來說一個我們教授講的微積分笑話..
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: 有一天呢~有一台公車行駛在路上
: 突然一個搶匪衝進來說
: "不要動!你們已經被我挾持了 我要把你們通通微分!"
: 只見一個人非常冷靜
: "你怎麼那麼冷靜!你不怕我嗎 我要把你微分掉!"
: 他淡淡的說了一句...
: "我當然不怕你"
: "因為我是自然對數"
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: 我不能理解數學家的笑點...
: 難道笑點是歹徒想要微分人質嗎..
補一個推文裡面講到的...
應該是這個吧...? XD
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常函數和指數函數e^x走在街上,遠遠看到微分算子,
常函數嚇得慌忙躲藏,說︰“被它微分一下,我就什麼都沒有啦﹗”
指數函數不慌不忙道︰“它可不能把我怎麼樣,我是e^x﹗”
指數函數與微分算子相遇。指數函數自我介紹道︰“你好,我是e^x。”
微分算子道︰“你好,我是d/dy﹗”
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