[轉錄][笨版] 內有小色文 不喜勿入~~
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: kegiroro (我) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [大哭] 我真的不是那個意思！(內有閃光)
時間: Thu Apr 12 00:46:58 2007
真人真事轉述。
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跟我家閃光終於在春假的時候跑來高雄找我，
我帶她到高雄目前最紅的「夢時代」逛逛，
夢時代真不是蓋的，還沒正式開幕我倆一樓一樓逛逛到腿軟。
最後走累了，經過賣各式香腸小攤子，閃光說想吃，
所以我們一人買一根，我買台式香腸她買德國。
我兩三口就把自己的吃光，
女友把德國香腸啃到剩約3公分遞給我：「你吃吃看很好吃！」
我拿了香腸隨口問問：「妳還要吃嗎？」
她說：「好~~！我還要最後一口...」
我哪知道聖這麼一點她還要吃，我來不及聽完早就全部吃掉。
沒想到....
她瞪大眼，然後擠眉弄眼之後當場抓著我的手裝哭、生氣：「我的香腸~~還我~~~！！」
雖然我知道她不是真的生氣，只是在那邊裝可愛，
但我還是是有點緊張，因為她這樣不管有路人看就一直在那邊鬼叫，
我怕其他路人誤會我是一個搶女朋友食物的人，
趕緊好言安慰，補上一句：
「好嘛！那妳晚上來我家，我再給你吃香腸好不好...」
講完過了幾秒鐘，我覺得旁邊路人，還有賣香腸的阿伯氣氛怪怪的。
我太緊張了只好假裝跟女朋友炫耀：「我那邊的香腸很香很好吃喔~~」
完了，我又講錯話少講一個「家」字。
後來閃光拉著我快離開香腸攤....。
才剛牽手，她會討厭我！！
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