[轉錄][閒聊] 爸!你抱錯了!

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: drunkchoc (微醺) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [閒聊] 爸!你抱錯了! 時間: Sun Dec 3 17:32:39 2006 不才我70年次 在ptt這個充斥著大學生的網路世界裡 應該也算是位老人了 25歲這年紀 在大城市裡應該還能算是年輕 但在我家這裡鄉下小地方 25歲的人如果是幾個孩子的爸媽 卻是一點也不稀奇! 不知道最近是不是日子特別好 一堆紅色炸彈拼了命似的往我家炸 平常爸媽就偶爾會抱怨家裏小孩不爭氣 年紀也不輕了 卻似乎都沒有結婚的打算 還常常有很卑鄙的叔叔嬸嬸 抱著金孫來找我爸媽泡茶聊天 我爹娘看著別人在那含飴弄孫的 心裡頗嫉妒 很不是滋味 這天,我爹又決定來找我談結婚這件事情 爹:『兒子呀,現在有沒有女朋友呀?有沒有結婚的打算呀?』 (我心想:天哪~又來找我談結婚跟生小孩的事情了!) 爹: 『你也知道...爸爸我... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. 想要抱媳婦想很久了!』 -- 爸!你可以先組織好再開口嗎? -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 218.163.173.235

12/03 17:34,
笨版第一推給你了 你爸好誠實
12/03 17:34

12/03 17:34,
我想他是組織好了才跟你說的(認真)
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12/03 17:34,
真心話總是脫口而出的
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12/03 17:35,
亂倫?!
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12/03 17:36,
好恐怖啊~
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12/03 17:37,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 不知這是真心話還是口誤
12/03 17:37

12/03 17:37,
你爸想幫你生個弟弟....(逃)
12/03 17:37

12/03 17:40,
哈哈哈~我大笑耶XD
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12/03 17:40,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 17:40,
這個有好笑到~~~~原po盡一下孝道吧
12/03 17:40

12/03 17:41,
令尊:這個局我布快25年了
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12/03 17:42,
令尊加油...= =
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12/03 17:42,
侯~~~你爸爸好壞
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12/03 17:44,
push
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12/03 17:44,
害我鼻涕流出來=.,=
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12/03 17:45,
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12/03 17:46,
XD
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12/03 17:46,
哈哈....
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12/03 17:49,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 17:49,
令堂:你這個老不修 給我過來...... XD
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12/03 17:52,
令尊 埋在心中的話 終於說出口XD
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12/03 17:52,
叫你媽要多注意一下你爸阿...XD
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12/03 17:52,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 17:53,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 17:53,
笑死我了啦
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12/03 17:53,
XD~你爸好直率阿~~
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12/03 17:53,
原po的爸爸不能抱孫子不是沒有原因的 (菸)
12/03 17:53

12/03 17:54,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 17:54,
再看一次還是覺得很好笑 本日最笨! XDDDDDDDDDD
12/03 17:54

12/03 17:57,
笑翻了XD
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12/03 17:57,
好恐怖啊...
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12/03 17:57,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 17:58,
笑了 XDDDDDD
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12/03 17:58,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 17:58,
令堂: 哩機咧西老猴!!!! (扭耳朵)
12/03 17:58

12/03 17:58,
你爸故意的吧....XD
12/03 17:58

12/03 17:58,
我在笨版第一推獻給你的爸爸 哈哈
12/03 17:58

12/03 18:00,
哈哈哈,笑死我啦XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
12/03 18:00

12/03 18:02,
令堂:你這個老不修 給我過來...... XD
12/03 18:02
還有 82 則推文
還有 2 段內文
12/03 20:15,
你以後要叫你老婆小心你爸 = =+
12/03 20:15

12/03 20:24,
母:死老猴!你腦袋在想什麼
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12/03 20:27,
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12/03 20:28,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 20:29,
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12/03 20:32,
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12/03 20:36,
男人每52秒就會想到跟性有關的事...是真的!
12/03 20:36

12/03 20:40,
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12/03 20:40,
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12/03 20:41,
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12/03 20:44,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 20:46,
真心話總是脫口而出
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12/03 20:46,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 20:46,
XDDDDDD
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12/03 20:47,
XDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 20:50,
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12/03 20:52,
XDDDDDDD
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12/03 20:55,
好笑
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12/03 21:04,
真是好爸爸!!!!!
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12/03 21:04,
那才是真心話!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 21:06,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 21:11,
老爺 給我愛XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 21:11,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD真心話
12/03 21:11

12/03 21:17,
XDDDDDDD
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12/03 21:19,
爸爸:我生你就是為了有朝一日能抱媳婦阿...(含淚)
12/03 21:19

12/03 21:22,
XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDD
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12/03 21:25,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 21:28,
爸:口桀口桀,朕還要十個兒媳婦
12/03 21:28

12/03 21:28,
阿爸的情人!!!!!
12/03 21:28

12/03 21:34,
抱媳婦是嗎...
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12/03 21:36,
身體說不要....
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12/03 21:44,
心裡倒是很誠實
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12/03 21:45,
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12/03 21:47,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 21:51,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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12/03 21:56,
阿哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 太好笑啦
12/03 21:56

12/03 22:08,
你老爸太誠實了吧..不得不推一下XD
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12/03 22:10,
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12/03 23:29, , 1F
推第129樓 XDD
12/03 23:29, 1F
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