[轉錄][童年] 高三生的作文
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作者: lu3yao (放空之神) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [童年] 高三生的作文
時間: Sun Sep 21 13:43:40 2008
當年我們班上有一位奇葩,
是足球社的社長兼班上的文藝青年,
興趣是寫寫小詩或是偶爾來個長篇浪漫愛情故事。
他隨身都會帶著一本作品集,
畢竟靈感跟大便一樣,你不知道它何時會冒出來。
這樣的一位少年,
竟然在模擬考的國文作文拿了前所未見的低分!
老師公布分數的時候大家都震驚了!
之後我去跟他要了作文紙來看...
題目是什麼我已經忘了,
我只記得那真是一段完美的愛情故事!
故事主角是一對高中的同學,
兩人彼此交織的情感濃縮在小小的一面作文紙中,
我的眼淚跟鼻涕在交戰哪一個要先流出來,
我腦中完全不知道為什麼這樣的好作品會低分,
老師到底在想什麼!!
我沉浸在故事中,彷彿我就是故事男主角一般,
總算,男主角與女主角約在放學後的校門口,
女主角向著男主角緩步走來,
結局到底!?
翻面!
她就被車撞死了。
”這啥小!?”
”要交卷了嘛”
”如果再給我五分鐘她就不會死了”
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