[轉錄]Re: [新聞] 被頭捶 馬特拉吉承認羞辱席丹
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作者: CombatSniper (= =+) 看板: Gossiping
標題: Re: [新聞] 被頭捶 馬特拉吉承認羞辱席丹
時間: Mon Aug 20 11:53:08 2007
這種好像板球場上也有幾次衝突
第一個
Eddo Brandes(ZIM) v Glenn McGrath(AUS)
Glenn:"Eddo,What are you so f**king fat?"
Eddo:"Because every time I f**k your wife,she gives me a biscuit"
兩邊都忍住了
不過看起來連其他澳洲隊球員都聽的歇斯底里
第二個
R. Sarwan(WI) v Glenn McGrath(AUS)
Glenn:"So, what's the Brian Lara's d**k taste like?"
(Brian Lara是西印度代表隊的隊長 板球史上最多分的打者)
R. Sarwan:"I don't know. Ask your wife."
Glenn:(大吼)"If you ever F**king mention my wife again,
I'll F**king rip your F**king throat out."
數人在場中對峙
(依照兩個人的身高差距 McGrath真的把Sarwan鎖喉的機率不低)
McGrath怒的原因是因為她老婆當時正在做癌症的放射治療
第三個
Frank Tyson(ENG) v Raman Subba(ENG)
(隊友之間互罵)
Subba:"Sorry Frank, I should've closed my legs."
Tyson:"No, you b*s**rd, your mother should have."
兩人對峙
最後隊長前來調解 才結束紛爭
最後還有一個
Ron Marsh(AUS) v Ian Botham(ENG)
Marsh:"So how’s your wife and my kids?”
Botham:"Wife's fine, the kid's retarded."
這個沒有衝突
但是笑點十足
後來還被電影"大聯盟"拿來引用
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因為多次在愛情跟友情上的傷害....
使我不信任許多東西....
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