[轉錄][趣事] ★禁術--珍奶秒殺之術★-[轉]

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※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板] 作者: g21741 (姥姥) 看板: StupidClown 標題: [趣事] ★禁術--珍奶秒殺之術★-[轉] 時間: Sat Jun 11 12:15:11 2005 ※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: g21741 (姥姥) 看板: joke 標題: [趣事] ★禁術--珍奶秒殺之術★-[轉] 時間: Sat Jun 11 12:10:45 2005 發動機率微乎其微--破壞力:瞬間KO前方所有人 ---------------就戰鬥位置----------------------- 話說今天在上課時.... 口有點小渴...順手拿起桌上的[珍珠奶茶] 給他用力的吸一大口(真的很大口) 因為很大口所以嘴巴呈現圓鼓鼓的狀態(還沒吞下去) 這時...突然有一陣想打噴涕的感覺 但是來不及了...↓以下的動作大概在千分之一秒完成思考↓ 由於我怕打出來太大聲(而且怕滿嘴的奶茶噴出來) 所以就用力閉緊嘴巴...(心想應該撐得住) 沒想到... ................. 不閉還好...一閉嘴巴...由於噴涕的力量太大...我完全壓制不住... 奶茶及珍珠瞬間爆出 其攻擊範圍可以說是眼前範圍全畫面KO了 附圖:Ｘ部份為攻擊範圍 Ｏ為逃過一劫的人 黑 板 Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｘ Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｏ Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｏ　Ｏ Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｏ　Ｏ　Ｏ　 Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｘ　Ｏ　Ｏ　Ｏ　Ｏ Ｏ　我　Ｏ　Ｏ　Ｏ　Ｏ　Ｏ　Ｏ Ｏ　Ｏ　Ｏ　Ｏ　Ｏ　Ｏ　Ｏ　Ｏ 雖然很抱歉...但由於本人的封印之力不足...導致體內查克拉爆走 尤其是我正前方那位同學... 只能用體無完膚來形容.... 事後...可想而知... 我今天算是用爬的爬回家了, 能回到家要偷笑了...(－　－") ～．～．～．～．～．～．～．～．～．～．～．～．～．～．～．～ -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.231.90.98 ※ 編輯: g21741 來自: 61.231.90.98 (06/11 12:12) ※ 編輯: g21741 來自: 61.231.90.98 (06/11 12:12) -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 61.231.90.98
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我快笑到起不來啦XDDDDDD 宿舍狂笑貌~~~
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好強的範圍技啊...XDDDDDD
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XD
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推阿~~XD
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這個有利害!! XD
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op了...
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笑到肚子痛啊~~~
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推体內查克拉爆走!!
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如果是朝地上施法的話 應該就沒有那麼多人中獎
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祕奧義???
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爆笑~~XD
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XDDDD
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好好笑喔
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珍奶必殺術 XD
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很好笑 要推
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真真真好笑 :) 可你吸那麼大口幹麼?
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推阿~太喜憨了啦 好笑到不行
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豪珍珠術
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幹 笑的肚子好痛啦
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所以黑板有中術嗎 XD
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這是機戰裡面的地圖兵器嗎?!
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如果原PO是正妹的話，我蠻想知道他為什麼得爬
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回家...... A_A
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竟然是以斜45度攻擊！XD
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睡醒之後第一大笑
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推 這個真的很好笑耶
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推推推..好笑阿!!
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真乃祕技啊~~XD
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我以前也體驗過這種情形...
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要命喔~敵全滅
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當時在園遊會的攤位前爆發的 感覺真....
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哈哈好笑~
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好強的無雙XXXXXD
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45度XD 課堂上一定是大暴亂 以後會不會禁帶珍奶
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..
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地圖兵器~~~Xd
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推地圖兵器 XD
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如果是戴上全罩安全帽呢？
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好強的MAP呀!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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推推推....好好笑...
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超強地圖兵器!!!
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XDDDDDDDDD
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推啦XD...不過 老師勒??
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map weapon
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有迷有要考慮轉學呢!!呵呵
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果然是秒殺範圍技~N2炸彈啊~
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對呀~老師咧~呵呵
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傳說中的伊甸王嗎
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以後機場可能把珍奶當違禁品哩QQ"
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XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
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我不行了...XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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地圖兵器啊XDDD
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哈哈哈...
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水遁!!珠千本!!!XD
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哈哈哈哈哈 笑的好大聲
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超好笑~~~XDXDXDXD
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推呀XDDD
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XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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差點爬不回家是因為EN不足了嗎？
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你發射前有先用"熱血"和"必中"還是你直接用"魂"
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查克拉到底是什麼？
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我決定以後上課盡量挑後面的位子坐了 XD
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地圖兵器阿!
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原來豪火球術是這麼用的...(筆記)
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人的噴嚏風速可是跟颱風有得拼的啊(正經)
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這種傻事我也做過= =不過幸好我噴的是水...
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這經驗我有過 噴的是...麻婆豆腐加飯= =bb
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哈哈哈哈哈 笑的好大聲
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好笑~~~太好笑了
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你好強啊！！XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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其實下次記得按一下人中就可以止住了噴嚏了....
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太好笑了讚唷體無完膚的同學XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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XD
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伊甸王神槍啊~~~
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