[轉錄]機場風波
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: ttiweh (亂入是藝術!!!) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 機場風波
時間: Tue May 17 01:37:50 2005
話說當年老爸跟姨丈兩人相約去美國旅遊
高高興興的玩完 從美國回台灣了
入關時 姨丈忽然覺得腹部有如千軍萬馬奔騰
一過海關之後
姨丈便把背包行李交給老爸
以跑百米的姿態衝往廁所
這時 忽然看到一堆便衣警察
飛奔似的緊追在後
像獵豹發現獵物般的敏銳
像去死團發現情侶蹤跡般的迅捷
邊吹哨子邊大聲喊叫要姨丈停下來
不知姨丈是真的沒聽到還是覺得事不關己
火山口都要爆炸了哪有時間管警察在抓誰阿
朝目的地頭也不回的往前衝
衝進廁所 褲子一脫 岩漿就如洩洪般的奔流而出
跟在其後的警察還是覺得可疑
有的跳得老高的從門上想一窺究竟
有的跪在門縫下想以管窺天 結果只吸到一堆屁
這時 有個比較機警的警察跑來問我老爸
警察 '你認識剛才那個拿背包給你的人嗎'
老爸 '認識阿'
警察 '他幹嘛跑那麼快'
老爸 '他吃壞肚子 跑廁所阿'
大家一定以為故事到這就結束了對不對
嘿嘿 哪有這麼簡單
警察們問過老爸後 還是覺得不放心
覺得有可能是串供好的
一群人就圍到姨丈上的那間廁所外
不停的敲門叫姨丈趕快出來 說他們是警察
姨丈肚子已經痛到不行 上個廁所還要被騷擾
打開門 劈頭就罵:
'看 弄三小 毋罵誇貴攬落賽喔!!!'
(e04 撞什麼 不曾看過人拉屎喔!!!)
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