[轉錄]幹......小強的最後復仇!
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作者: newlive (孔雀東南飛) 看板: Hate
標題: 幹......小強的最後復仇!
時間: Mon May 2 01:11:41 2005
今天,打開微波爐,赫然發現裡面居然住了一隻小強
剛好老爸就在旁邊,就跟老爸說:有一隻小強在微波爐裡面耶!怎麼辦??
我宇宙第一天才的老爸說:把牠微波一下就死了,等他死了再抓出來~
宇宙第二天才的我居然接納了老爸的建議,轉了開關......
過了n秒之後......聽到"波"一聲!!
幹......小強自爆了!!
牠的身體炸了開來,噴出牠最後的熱血,灑滿了整個微波爐~~~
靠......這隻小強是卡通看太多了嗎??學人家自爆~~幹!
看到了這一幕......我哭了!!!
牠威武不屈的精神,深深的印烙在我的腦海中......
靠背......如果你也試試清理牠的屍首,和沾滿小強腸子的微波爐
............你也會想哭 T.T
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