[轉錄]隱形眼鏡的故事
※ [本文轉錄自 StupidClown 看板]
作者: tauyuan (初次見面多多指教) 看板: StupidClown
標題: 隱形眼鏡的故事
時間: Mon Mar 21 15:55:45 2005
前幾天隱形眼鏡又破掉了
於是讓我想到過去隱形眼鏡惹人厭的點點滴滴......
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有一個夏天
跟以前一票好朋友約在新竹見面
早上要出門時莫名的興奮 我這人一興奮就跟罹患躁症沒有兩樣
做什麼事情都特別帶勁:大力刷牙 大力洗臉 大口喝水
後來沖隱形眼鏡也是卯足了力 再興奮地大力塞進眼皮 大力按在眼球上
等到出了門之後眼睛越來越痛苦
拿下來才發現 它已經被我玩弄的殘破不堪了
我度數高達八百多 散光又逼近三百
我試著一眼戴隱形眼鏡 破掉的一眼丟掉
但是視差八百真的很不舒服
又聽過以前同學跟我說某某人因為長期視差太大而導致腦袋怎樣怎樣的
因為我已經不聰明了 所以想到這個故事就很害怕
趕快把另外一隻隱形眼鏡也丟掉
然後整個坐捷運的過程 我都是充滿高度不安的
每個陌生人的臉都是如此的血肉模糊
連男生女生我都看不清楚
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我只想要依約趕快到新竹後 再買個拋棄式的
但是走出捷運 我就開始鬼擋牆了
繞來繞去還是找不到怎麼通到台鐵賣票的地方
(那時對迷宮般的Taipei Main Station又還不熟悉)
於是我鼓起勇氣 從模糊的臉群裡面挑了一個應該是慈祥的女孩子問路
我:不好意思喔~ 請問一下我要怎麼走到台鐵的入口處
糊臉人: 呃......(東張西望) .....這要怎麼說呢....(開始自言自語)
我: ...........-__-//
糊臉人:你走到那個手扶梯(比個方向) 有服務台...服務台旁邊就是台鐵了
這樣你懂嗎??
我:.........(os:那麼多手扶梯 那麼多服務台)
糊臉人:.........
我:..........
糊臉人:......
我: 呵呵..... ^^?
糊臉人:喔~對了! 其實捷運的指標都很清楚,你可以看上面的指標就好了
我:(呵呵!) 但是我看不見....
接下來糊臉人做了一個我永生難忘的動作!!
糊臉人:啊?什麼?!(大驚 倒退)
抱歉!! (五根手指張大 在我臉前面揮個不停)
抱歉!!我都不知道~~
""因為你的眼珠看起來相當靈活耶""!!!!!!
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