[轉錄][無言] 好一個拒菸標語
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作者: JLY1110 (小婷家的布丁貓) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 好一個拒菸標語
時間: Thu Nov 13 15:07:18 2008
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((((吸煙有害身體健康...戒之戒之...)))) ~ 小警語
前兩天去小7買菸,排在一個中年男子後面!
中年男子:橘寶X一包,要吸煙有害健康的喔!
正妹店員回頭一陣翻找之後,開口了!
正妹店員:先生,不好意思喔^^~! 因為現在香菸的標語改了!
我們現在只有"吸煙會導致肺癌"跟"吸煙會導致性功能障礙"喔!
請問您是要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~?
請問您是要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~? ㄑ=A扣ONE
請問您是要肺癌還是性功能障礙^^~? ㄑ=A扣TWO
中年男子:(囧....) 肺癌好了!
正妹店員:好的!
==============結帳完畢換我了!==============
本人:......我也要一包橘寶X......!
正妹店員:好的! 那請問先生您也要肺癌嗎^^~? 還是您要性功能障礙^^~?
本人(囧....) 我也肺癌就好了...!
P.S.回家以後發現,肺癌的背面還是性功能障礙= =......!
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所以我把傳說中的真相PO出來
讓妳有機會說 ' 你是好人 '(指)
傳說:http://www.wretch.cc/blog/mengru0728
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明年的元月份要實行新的菸害防制法規
但是卻不見校園內抽菸人數的減少(反而更猖獗地在標語前抽(⊙o⊙))
所以貼來給各位佛光鄉民們看看
希望各位板友可以在大笑之餘
也不忘提醒身邊的癮君子
為了健康 也為了其他人健康
少抽點菸唄( ′-`)y-~(誤)
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您要肺癌嗎^^~? 還是要性功能障礙^^~?
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