[轉錄][黑特] 幹你老師 第一次這麼爽
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作者: CatznFoxz (貓與狐) 看板: biker
標題: [轉錄][黑特] 幹你老師 第一次這麼爽
時間: Mon Feb 21 17:27:43 2011
※ [本文轉錄自 Hate 看板 #1DOYlcEq ]
作者: inlan0714 ( ) 看板: Hate
標題: [黑特] 幹你老師 第一次這麼爽
時間: Mon Feb 21 17:09:56 2011
今天下午騎著車到處亂胚
因為之前被又粗又翹的翹管顏射的很不爽
就去飼料店買了一包玉米種子
操你媽的幹
今天給我遇到一台翹得老高又吵得要命的管
喔
竟然跑去85度吸買蛋糕
幹
好久沒去的地方耶
好吧
幹你媽的 為了你
我只好硬著頭皮跟去
然後從車廂裡拿出一小包玉米
在沒人看到的角度 以及良好的偽裝下
偷偷倒進你他媽又翹又吵的機掰排氣管裡
喔~唷~突然
啵 啵 啵 的兩三聲 輕脆悅耳
幹你媽的我趕快閃進店裡買杯熱拿鐵和一個黑森林小蛋糕
想說先坐在那邊用完我的下午茶
你帶著一個完整的草莓口味的6吋小蛋糕準備騎車離開
我看著你發動引擎熱車 然後把那小蛋糕擺放定位
喔
幹你媽的
啵啵啵啵......
啵啵啵啵啵............................
然後你馬上關掉引擎 大罵幹你娘
距離你三公尺正在吃著蛋糕喝著拿鐵的我
憋笑到肚子痛得要命
然後就一股爆米花的味道飄了過來
哈哈
哈哈哈哈...
幹
看著你打電話給朋友
大聲吼著
幹你阿罵咧 拎杯排氣管那A啵啵啵 各滂滂咧 幹拎娘 是啥情形
幹你媽的
真的是太爽快了
真的讓我最近的心情豁然開朗啊
哈哈哈哈
幹點是
操你媽的...
跑去跟店家調監視器...
幹...
所以我吃完就速速離去了
真想知道後續他的車到底怎麼了
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