[無言]現在的小朋友都好有禮貌...
昨天騎機車從西屯路快騎到快河南路的時候
有兩個小女生要轉彎道對向車道
那時候我跟他們的距離大概只剩不到100公尺
可是她們都根本沒有預測我有沒有要先讓他們轉
就直接迴轉 想當然就撞上撩
雖然我沒有跟"ㄇㄞ口"一樣飛出去
可是也受了點皮肉傷
結果撞上的第一句話她們說
"幹你娘""幹你娘""幹你娘""幹你娘"
沒想到她們先關心了我母親 我真是感激在心
然後就批哩啪拉的說
她們:"幹!!有種就在騎快點阿"
我:"....."(我有騎很快嗎?? 印象中時速大概是50左右)
她們:"你是沒有聽到我們已經按喇叭了嗎?幹"
原來嗆聲還要頭尾呼應 表現很有文學氣息
我:"....."(你按喇叭我就要讓你? 那要紅綠燈幹)
就當我很不想跟他們吵 想把車遷走的同時
在後座的女生用他們覺得很文雅的方式提醒我
她:"幹 撞到人是不用說對鋪起喔!! 幹"
好一個接二連三的呼應法
我:"....."
稍為沉默的大概17秒
我:"好..我跟你們說對不起 但也麻煩下次你們騎車的時候要注意
今天不是說你按喇叭我就要讓你過..."
雖然當下撞在一起的時候我整個愣住了 但事後想想 好像不是我的錯
我只能說 好一個先發制人阿!!
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