[轉錄][笑話] 台灣常見的謊言已刪文
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作者: fun10068 (飯糰) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] 台灣常見的謊言
時間: Sat May 29 13:04:07 2010
中油:我們是虧損的。
警察:我們是為人民服務的。
上市公司:我們不做假報表的。
公司職員:明天我就不幹了。
客車司機:準時出發。
商人:大虧本、大出血、大拍賣。
影視明星:我們只是朋友關係。
政客:我一分錢都沒收。
高官致詞:下面,我簡單地講兩句。
女生:我真的知道路怎麼走...( 騎車或開車時)
父母:我幫你把紅包存起來了
女人:( 出門前化妝時) 馬上就好 ! 馬上就好!
老師:再給我兩分鐘,我講完就下課....
銷售員:這件衣服真的很適合你! !
老闆:我這件是最後一件!
考高分的同學:我沒看,都是用猜的
政府:這次真的要拼經濟了
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