[轉錄][笑話] 啟智班的笑話
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作者: science0123 (~新天堂樂園~多多) 看板: joke
標題: [笑話] 啟智班的笑話
時間: Fri Oct 17 01:21:36 2008
同學告訴我的 希望沒OP到
話說有一天
老師對啟智班的同學說
"來~A同學會不會拍手阿!?"
A同學使盡了力氣拍，但是兩隻手始終拍不到
老師又說
"來 班長拍給大家看!"
班長腰一挺~
拍得好響亮阿
老師接著說
"過兩天總統要來尋視我們喔，所以同學們要練習拍手來歡迎總統喔"
"當天我 ，咳， 一聲大家就開始拍，跺一下腳大家就停"
"要是大家做得好的話，老師就請大家吃香蕉"
大家都好開心有香蕉吃，所以都練得很勤奮
過兩天總統來了
老師:"來，我們歡迎總統，咳!!!!"
大家一聽到暗號都開始拍手
總統和老師也都很開心的跟著拍
一會兒，老師覺得差不多了，就踏了一下地板
大家一看到暗號就都停了，唯獨總統仍然開心的拍的手
只見班長一個箭步衝上去灌總統一拳!!!!
"幹你不想吃香蕉"
沒了
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