[轉錄][無言] 學語文人的網誌...
看板FCU-PF2006作者evilpoa (Are U watching closely)時間17年前 (2007/04/24 13:17)推噓0(0推 0噓 0→)留言0則, 0人參與討論串1/1
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作者: poorwawa (*＊普洱娃娃＊*) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 學語文人的網誌...
時間: Sat Apr 21 23:53:41 2007
這是一個語教學弟的網誌...
內容是有關他撞車的故事...(米蟲是他綽號)
看完我只能說...語教真的都人才...XD
正常版：
今天準備騎車回家，經過北門路進東門路的地下道，正當要過出口時，一輛車突
然從旁邊衝出，我硬是煞車不及，於是撞到了她車前方，
幸好兩台車都沒倒，但是我黑色疾風號的底部頓時因為強大衝擊力而掉了一塊，
騎車的是一個三十來歲的婦女，其實明明就是她違規橫越不能穿越的橋下，她還
硬說「我們兩方都有錯」，偏偏我不會兇人的毛病又犯了，還關心她有沒有受傷
後才離開，
雖然有把那塊撞掉的破片撿起來，不過聽說像那樣的情形，可能得整塊板子都換
掉，剛好最近經濟又拮据，實在不想花這個錢，
黑色疾風號啊......
古文版：
吾今日過橋，忽有一騎自右出；大驚，不及避，故撞其前。
幸雙騎未翻，然吾騎傷右側。傷吾者，一婦也；吾善，原欲斥之，後不忍，故揮
其去。
吾黯然，欲喚人治之，囊內竟無金，慟而號泣不能已，故記。
蠢蛋版：
我騎黑車車，黑車車過橋橋，
白車車不乖，偷打黑車車，
黑車車牙齒掉掉，痛痛，哭哭，
米蟲沒錢錢，醫生不修黑車車，
科科。
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