The 9 Greatest Penis Moments in Movies
邊看這篇文章邊想 某人的名字怎麼還沒出現呢 真的過氣了嗎 XD
http://www.nextmovie.com/blog/best-penis-moments-in-movies/
(以下是本人的不負責翻譯)
The 9 Greatest Penis Moments in Movies 電影九大經典雞雞畫面
Let's all be adults; this is not a puerile discussion of the male member.
We're merely noting that throughout history, while paintings and sculptures
have depicted the nude male body with regularity, film has a limited number
of offerings (not counting the XXX variety, of course), whereas leading
ladies (even Oscar-winning ones) drop cover again and again.
大家都是成年人. 這不是一個戲謔的討論. 我們只是想說雖然歷史上許多畫作與雕像
經常出現裸男, 電影裡卻很少(A片裡的不算), 然而, 女星們(包括拿到奧斯卡的)卻
一再地脫衣服
Michael Fassbender, however, has no qualms about showing what God gave him.
In Steve McQueen's new drama "Shame," Fassbender plays a sex addict who's in
the buff so often his body is naked nearly as often as its clothed. In honor
of Fassbender's courage to reveal everything, we're celebrating the movies --
and actors -- who've dared to go full frontal.
萬磁王法斯賓達可是一點也不害羞, 在新片裡飾演一個性上癮者, 沒穿衣服跟有穿的時間
差不多. 為了向他的勇氣(?)致敬, 我們在此列出九部勇於秀出裸男的電影--和男星
9. 'A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas' (2011)
In the stoner duo's take on holiday flicks, Harold (John Cho) and Kumar (Kal
Penn) pay tribute to the infamous tongue-on-the-flagpole scene in "A
Christmas Story," except the guys have been tied naked to a warehouse pole by
Ukrainian mobsters. When Harold and Kumar try to escape, it's Harold's penis,
not his tongue, that gets frozen to the metal. For the record, no penises
were harmed for the scene; it was a prosthetic.
(這部不熟 跳過 XD)
8. Harvey Keitel (Various) 哈維凱托的多部電影
There were many Keitel penis moments to choose from, so we're highlighting
him rather than his movies. Keitel's family jewels memorably graced "The
Piano," "Bad Lieutenant" and "Ulysses' Gaze" to name just three of his full
frontal films. The actor is so renowned for displaying himself on camera that
comedian Dennis Miller regularly included the joke "I've seen Harvey Keitel's
dick more than I've seen my own ... and I look at mine a lot!" in his stand
up.
小凱托的畫面太多可以選了, 包括"The Piano," "Bad Lieutenant"和"Ulysses' Gaze"
等片, 有個喜劇明星就曾開玩笑說"我看過小凱托的次數比看我自己小弟弟的次數還多!"
7. 'There's Something About Mary'(1998) 哈拉瑪莉
Not all penis scenes are created equal, and few are as funny as Ben Stiller's
scene-stealing "Frank and Beans," which get stuck in poor young Ted's zipper
the evening of his prom -- at his dream date's house. It's impossible to
decide what's most unforgettable: the look of agony on Ted's face, the
gut-busting reaction by Mary's family (particularly stepfather Keith David),
or the image of the injured penis -- oh the horror!
不是每個小雞雞的畫面都可以像哈拉瑪莉裡被拉鍊夾到那幕那麼好笑又可怕的 噢
6. 'Watchmen' (2009)
Strictly speaking, we'll never know how much of Dr. Manhattan's
computer-generated blue body is true to actor Billy Crudup's own physique,
but it doesn't really matter -- the perfectly sculpted Watchman is quite
memorable.
Instead of glossing over the energy-based superhero's manly parts (the way
Mystique's bod remains relatively modest in "X-Men"), the blue being's bold
penis is on full display again and again.
老實說我們不確定那是真實還是合成畫面, 不過Dr. Manhattan完美的裸體一再出現
在電影裡是很少有的
5. 'Boogie Nights' (1997) 不羈夜
The entire movie is based on the premise that Mark Wahlberg's Dirk Diggler
has the one prodigious talent necessary for a successful career in the porn
industry, but his tool of the trade is never shown ... until the final scene
of the movie. And after two hours of wondering and imagining, there it is in
all its prosthetic foot-long wonder. But like the has-been Diggler, the big
reveal at that point is as sad as it is startling.
整部片都一直圍繞著Mark Wahlberg飾演的A片男優的超大屌
等"它"在最後一幕終於出現 其實是令人哀傷大於驚訝
4. 'Wild Things' (1998) 野東西
There are plenty of memorably steamy scenes in this sex-filled drama (male
viewers may fondly recall the menage-a-trois featuring Neve Campbell and
Denise Richards), but the one "Did that really happen?" moment is an
unexpectedly candid shot of Kevin Bacon in the shower. He's talking to Matt
Dillon while holding a towel across his chest -- but not his privates. It's a
scene that adds a whole new dimension to the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon game.
這部片或許是以裸女聞名的 但凱文貝肯不經意的舉動 也讓觀眾眼睛歪了一下
3. 'Forgetting Sarah Marshall' (2008)
Jason Segel drops his towel in an early scene of the comedy he co-wrote and
produced. The penis shot, naturally, is played for laughs. There's 6-foot-4
Segel completely naked and crying like a baby during one of the most
simultaneously cringe-worthy and hilarious break-up scenes ever. Segel all
wet and distraught isn't just funny, it's a genius reminder of how nakedly
raw and exposed being dumped can feel.
Jason Segel在這裡想表達的其實是分手時那種「赤裸裸」的痛啊
2. 'The Crying Game' (1992) 亂世浮生
There's no other penis moment in film history that has caused as many gasps
-- as any unspoiled viewer of Neil Jordan's Oscar-winning Irish drama can
attest. We'd say SPOILER ALERT, but the twist is a pretty pervasive cultural
reference. The scene when the beautiful Dil (Jaye Davidson) disrobes midway
through the story, and the camera lingers on the hitherto female character's
manhood, is brilliant and shocking and unforgettable.
電影史上大概沒有其他像這部如此令觀眾驚訝了 至少對於沒心理準備的觀眾來說
當他們看到美麗的"女主角"褪下衣衫的那一幕 是既震驚又難忘
1. Any Ewan McGregor Movie
No other Hollywood actor (again, excepting those who qualify for AVN Awards)
is as much at ease with nudity as the handsome Scotsman. Scarcely a drama in
his resume doesn't include a shot of him in all his glory. There's
"Trainspotting," "The Pillow Book," "Velvet Goldmine," "Young Adam"… pretty
much anything bearing his name and an R rating. We hereby dub McGregor the
king of the cinematic full monty.
無庸置疑地 某人還是穩坐好萊塢頭號裸男的寶座 小伊旺也該得座奧斯卡了(鼓掌)
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