[Joke] All i wanted in a girl
When I was 14, all I wanted was a girl with big tits.
When I was 16, I dated a girl with big tits, but there was no passion. So I
decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college, I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything
was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened
suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with some stability.
When I was 25, I found a very stable girl, but she was boring. She was
totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull
that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her.
She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did
mad, impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me
miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic,
but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart, ambitious girl with her feet planted
firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced
me and took everything I owned.
Now I am 42, and all I want is a girl with big tits.
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