A pig and pie story.
One day, Ms. Elegance brought home her favorite food,
a hot, delicious pie.
She put it on the table in the living room.
The aroma aroused her appetite a lot.
She almost wanted to eat it right away.
But being an elegant girl, she refused to have any dusts
on her body from the outside.
So she went to take a shower and totally cleaned herself up.
After finished the shower, she put bathrobe around her
and walked passed by the living room to her room.
While she was in her room, she heard pig sound.
That's weird, so she went out to check what's going on.
The pie was gone! She couldn't believe her pie was gone!
She saw a pig running away from her kitchen.
So she suspected it's the pig that stole her pie.
She went after the pig and asked why the pie was gone.
The pig told her that he actually was that pie!
She heard the response with big disbelief.
But the pig told her that after seeing her seductive figure,
his body began to react.
He was so ashamed about his changing part.
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So he decided to run away.
But unfortunately he still got caught.
Oh, poor pig. Or shall I say, poor pie.
Here is a little advice for the beauties out there,
Don't show your attractive body in front of your pie!
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