英文情書 (該文章請原po用歡樂")

看板ENG_BASE作者 (Cogito Ergo Sum)時間17年前 (2008/12/15 23:31), 編輯推噓9(9019)
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http://tw.youtube.com/watch?v=FgXvR97Wk6g Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you So just sit down and listen Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (such a long time) And now I'm ready to lay it on the line (Wooow) You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind A gift real special, so take off the top Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box Not gonna get you a diamond ring That sort of gift don't mean anything Not gonna get you a fancy car Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star Not gonna get you a house in the hills A girl like you needs somethin' real Wanna get you somethin' from the heart Somethin' special girl It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box babe It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin' (yeah) And I got just the one, somethin' to show ya that you are second to none To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress It's easy to do just follow these steps 1: Cut a hole in a box 2: Put your junk in that box 3: Make her open the box And that's the way you do it It's my dick in a box... my dick in a box babe It's my dick in a box, my dick in a box girl Christmas; dick in a box Hanukkah; dick in a box Kwanzaa; a dick in a box Every single holiday a dick in a box Over at your parent's house a dick in a box Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box (yeah-wow-wow-wow-wow-wow) a dick in a box... -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.45.169.129

12/15 23:32, , 1F
這個不是583篇有嗎 別一直往這裡貼糟糕的 你可以貼哲學版
12/15 23:32, 1F

12/15 23:33, , 2F
這傢伙上癮了XD
12/15 23:33, 2F

12/15 23:33, , 3F
原po文章不代表英文系棒立場... ="=
12/15 23:33, 3F

12/15 23:34, , 4F
po邱毅被摘掉假髮還比較實在
12/15 23:34, 4F

12/15 23:36, , 5F
現在是什麼情形?
12/15 23:36, 5F

12/15 23:37, , 6F
阿瑪 快po一些你最近寫的好詩 墊墊檔
12/15 23:37, 6F

12/15 23:37, , 7F
系棒版熱鬧是好事...吧
12/15 23:37, 7F

12/15 23:39, , 8F
我現在才發現他的兩篇標題與文不符而且這篇還用[公告]
12/15 23:39, 8F

12/15 23:39, , 9F
好是好啦 但有點糟糕的東西要節制一點...
12/15 23:39, 9F

12/15 23:45, , 10F
上面的各篇都收錄精華區了 以後畢業被學弟妹看到就...
12/15 23:45, 10F

12/15 23:45, , 11F
自圓其說吧XDDDD
12/15 23:45, 11F

12/15 23:46, , 12F
快M我
12/15 23:46, 12F

12/15 23:46, , 13F
如你所m
12/15 23:46, 13F

12/15 23:57, , 14F
多想兩分鐘 你可以不用給原PO優文
12/15 23:57, 14F

12/15 23:59, , 15F
是說大家都給箭頭是不會有優文的 再者 要M完後十推才有
12/15 23:59, 15F

12/16 00:00, , 16F
我錯了 我把上面那天給cancel掉了
12/16 00:00, 16F

12/16 00:02, , 17F
靠 變來變去 快m啦
12/16 00:02, 17F

12/16 00:03, , 18F
糟糕文不給啦
12/16 00:03, 18F

12/16 00:06, , 19F
哪裡糟糕了
12/16 00:06, 19F

12/16 00:06, , 20F
哪裡不糟糕了呢
12/16 00:06, 20F

12/16 00:07, , 21F
一點都不糟糕阿 英文情書耶
12/16 00:07, 21F

12/16 00:07, , 22F
文筆流暢 令人潸然淚下 此等文筆何處找
12/16 00:07, 22F

12/16 00:08, , 23F
你要逼我發飆嗎? 對穿祥快出對子對死他
12/16 00:08, 23F

12/16 00:09, , 24F
一個罐頭一個套 三個志鑫六隻眼
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12/16 00:24, , 25F
兩個柏村兩個宅 四個修國八顆蛋
12/16 00:24, 25F

12/16 00:26, , 26F
英文翻譯:one&one&three&six two&two&four&eight
12/16 00:26, 26F

12/16 00:29, , 27F
白龍三泡尿 五個建堯十張K
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12/16 00:30, , 28F
我對建堯真好,科科
12/16 00:30, 28F
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