[討論] Charlie Sheen Celebrity Roast
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“You’re just like Bruce Willis — you were big in the 80s and now your old
slot is being filled by Ashton Kutcher.” - Amy Schumer
“If you’re winning, this must not be a child custody hearing. The only time
your kids get to see you is in reruns — don’t you want to live to see their
first 12 steps?” - Jeff Ross
“Brooke Mueller is not very bright unless Charlie throws a lamp at her. …
Mike Tyson, your opponents spent more time bleeding in the corner than
Charlie’s ex wives.” - Jeff Ross
“The only reason you got on TV in the first place is because God hates
Michael J. Fox.” - Anthony Jeselnik
“Charlie still hasn’t hit rock bottom. He’s looking forward to it though,
because he thinks there’s a rock there.” - SteveO
“You dropped out of school faster than Casey Anthony’s kid.” - Anthony
Jeselnik
“It’s amazing — after abusing your lungs, liver and kidneys, the only
thing you’ve had removed is your kids.” - Kate Walsh
“Charlie, you claim to have ‘tiger blood,’ but after all the porn stars you
’ve banged, it’s probably Tiger Woods’ blood.” - Seth McFarlane
“On ‘Two and a Half Men‘ tonight, they’re apparently having a funeral for
Charlie’s character. But there’s no need to switch over. In a few months,
you can probably see the real thing.” - Seth McFarlane
“I’m 80, you’re 46… how come we look like we went to high school together?
” - William Shatner
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