[心得] 閑的翻譯了BIG BANG的歌詞

看板EAseries作者bluewzy (bluewzy)時間16年前 (2008/04/08 11:04)推噓5(5推 0噓 3→)

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因為老婆是文科生，偏又喜歡看這個片子來嘲笑我這樣理科的“書呆子”，只好替她翻譯一下，不保證正確我們的整個宇宙以前是在一個炎熱稠密的東西，然后近140億年前開始擴張。wait 地球開始降溫穴居人發明了工具，我們建筑了長城（注：應該說的是Hadrian’s Wall，因為切換的圖片里面沒有中國長城），我們建筑了金字塔。數學、科學、歷史、解開神秘。全都是從大爆炸開始的。人類之黎明不是那么遙遠因為每個星系的形成還不如唱這首歌需要的時間久幾分之一秒中元素就形成了兩足動物（注：應該不是指的古猿，之前遠古兩足動物也不少，暴龍，呵呵）站了起來恐龍都要面對他們的命運他們想超越（命運）但是太晚了他們都死了（他們把自己凍了起來）大海和大陸再見，不想在一起。（注：大陸漂移）是同一個大爆炸造成的運動全都是從大爆炸開始的。宇宙一直向外膨脹，但是有一天會讓星星向另外一個方向運動向內坍塌，我們不會在這里，不會傷害到我們（注：死絕了，XD）我們推測出來最好最光明的未來就是會導致另外一次大爆炸南方古猿們實在是厭煩我們當他們追殺鹿的時候爭論（我們在追殺病毒）宗教、天文、百科全書、申命記全都是從大爆炸開始的音樂、神話、愛因斯坦、占星術全都是從大爆炸開始的 THE BIG BANG THEORY——Barenaked Ladies Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... The Earth began to cool, The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, We built a wall (we built the pyramids), Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, That all started with the big bang! "Since the dawn of man" is really not that long, As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song. A fraction of a second and the elements were made. The bipeds stood up straight, The dinosaurs all met their fate, They tried to leap but they were late And they all died (they froze their asses off) The oceans and pangea See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya Set in motion by the same big bang! It all started with the big BANG! It's expanding ever outward but one day It will cause the stars to go the other way, Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang! Australopithecus would really have been sick of us Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses) Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy It all started with the big bang! Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology It all started with the big bang! It all started with the big BANG! -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 124.42.31.101

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