[微博] 趙匡胤贏政曹操姬發一起包羊肉餃子
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#微歷史春節特別節目#趙匡胤贏政曹操姬發一起包羊肉餃子吃,約定每人做句詩,得自嘲
又關合時事。趙匡胤把餃子皮一裹:龍袍加身欺寡小。贏政把餃子扔下鍋:焚書坑儒還恨
少。曹操看快熟了,拿漏勺一撈:赤壁浮屍有百萬。姬發夾起一個先咬了一口,忽然垂淚
:想煞我哥伯邑考…你們怎麼不吃啦?
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