[XD] 三顧茅廬

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※ [本文轉錄自 joke 看板] 作者: lin9287 (Aman) 看板: joke 標題: [XD] 三顧茅廬 時間: Thu Aug 13 07:01:54 2009 建安十二年 劉備聞水鏡曰:「伏龍、鳳雛得一可安天下也。」 便與關、張前去隆中拜見諸葛孔明, 無奈二次拜見皆不遇孔明。 次年, 劉玄德為復興漢室之大業, 與關、張再度驅馬至隆中。 此番遠行已是三英三度親往, 不如意事十之八九,雖見得諸葛孔明, 但伏龍卻伏睡於草堂之中, 翼德大怒,拾樹枝欲燒茅廬, 雲長亦不耐孔明擺架子擺的如此囂張, 玄德只得無奈安撫三弟,待諸葛亮醒。 許久, 亮醒,邀備入草堂。 玄德:備聞伏龍盛名許久,二番前來拜見皆空,此行得見先生已是一年之隔,    這一年間備可是一日三秋啊! 諸葛亮:這不是見到了嗎? 玄德:北濫喔。 -- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 114.44.97.215

08/13 07:09,
然後咧?
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08/13 07:17,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 07:20,
拜訪孔明有那麼興奮,要一日三丘?
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08/13 07:23,
這是在調侃馬皇帝嗎?
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08/13 07:49,
XDDD
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08/13 08:02,
聞到濃濃的政治味
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08/13 08:05,
超屌
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08/13 08:40,
XD
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08/13 08:43,
我不知知道你要見我阿
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08/13 08:50,
不懂 給箭頭
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08/13 08:51,
有酸酸的感覺XDDD 應該是一日三「秋」吧?
08/13 08:51
※ 編輯: lin9287 來自: 114.44.97.215 (08/13 08:53)

08/13 08:52,
XD
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08/13 09:00,
梗舖超長XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 09:07,
我覺得馬英九已經快要跨出政治的領域,阿扁跟杜正勝已經做
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08/13 09:07,
到了
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08/13 09:12,
XDDDD
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08/13 09:13,
不是臥龍嗎!?
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08/13 09:14,
調侃馬惠帝嗎? XDDDD
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08/13 09:16,
曲懷殤躺著也中槍
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08/13 09:16,
很酸XDDDDD
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08/13 09:19,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 09:27,
XDD
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08/13 09:33,
挖那A跨謀伊勒公啥?
08/13 09:33

08/13 09:37,
有笑
08/13 09:37

08/13 09:44,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 09:47,
XD
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08/13 09:48,
XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 09:54,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 09:54,
XDDDDDD
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08/13 09:54,
XDXD
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08/13 09:58,
靠北唷XD
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08/13 10:01,
靠悲XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 10:02,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 10:02,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 10:02,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 10:02,
馬英九草枝擺
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08/13 10:06,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 10:08,
XD
08/13 10:08
還有 141 則推文
08/13 16:06,
有酸到!!!
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08/13 16:10,
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08/13 16:16,
怎麼看暗文~~有人能教一下嗎
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08/13 16:20,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 16:21,
XD
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08/13 16:26,
水唷!!文中有文XDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 16:29,
孔明:再靠北我就要下雨打雷喔
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08/13 16:30,
XDDD
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08/13 16:34,
哈~
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08/13 16:35,
直著看第八行 我笑了 XDD
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08/13 16:39,
暗文...
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08/13 16:40,
馬英九 樓下接力! XD
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08/13 16:40,
======直的看:「 隆 不 室 馬 英 九 草 枝 擺================
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08/13 16:48,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 17:10,
高手XD
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08/13 17:11,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 17:11,
有暗文 高手高手高高手!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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08/13 17:29,
馬英九草枝擺
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08/13 17:32,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 17:34,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 17:41,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 17:42,
鷌鶧鳩<<<<台灣特有種鳥類 唯一列為可獵殺之特有種鳥類
08/13 17:42

08/13 17:45,
超好笑的XDDDDDDDD
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08/13 17:49,
直得看 馬 英 九 草 枝 擺
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08/13 17:59,
馬英九草枝擺
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08/13 17:59,
高手
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08/13 18:00,
語畢 哄堂大笑
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08/13 18:04,
娘子快出來看 我猜接下來他會比噓
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08/13 18:27,
XD
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08/13 18:42,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDrz
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08/13 18:49,
XDDD
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08/13 18:55,
蠻酸的
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08/13 18:59,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 19:02,
PH=0 酸得好 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 19:07,
XDDDD酸炸了
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08/13 19:08,
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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08/13 19:10,
這不是見到了嗎
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08/13 19:11,
借轉
08/13 19:11
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