[轉錄][ptt笨版] 我要一個堡
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作者: kampmars (Bergkamp) 看板: StupidClown
標題: [無言] 我要一個堡
時間: Fri Jul 11 16:50:38 2008
這是我在笨版的首發 之前就一直想把這蠢事po出來
搭著首發團的熱潮 就來賺點P幣了 不笨還請見諒
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事情是發生在兩、三年前(就是麥香堡剛改成大麥克沒多久)
故事主角是我大學同學 簡稱L
因為L平時就在麥當當打工 大家也知道麥當當平時生意好
為了便於點餐 後場習慣稱麥香堡為堡、麥香雞為雞、麥香魚為魚
某天L突然想吃麥當當(那時L剛離職沒多久),於是....
櫃檯小姐(以下簡稱櫃):「先生您好,請問需要什麼呢?」
L:「我要一個堡!」
櫃:「不好意思,先生請問你要什麼呢?」
這時L意識到他說了行話,於是改口:「喔,我要一個麥香堡。」
櫃:「先生不好意思,現在我們改叫大麥克囉!」
L:「痾...好,我要一個大麥克!」
此時,小姐轉頭向後場大喊:「我要一個堡!」
L:「......。」
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