[亂搞] 凌統之謎..
話說小孟被抓了~
甘寧: 呼..是個女的????
小孟: ....................
甘寧: 敵將..報上名來~~
小孟: 要殺要剮隨便你吧..殘兵 誓~死~不~降~~~~~
甘寧: 我的耐性是有限的..小心我手上的弓箭無眼呀....
小孟: 哼....你捅呀~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
甘寧: 膽~敢~再~說~一~遍~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
小孟: 我~~~~~說~~~~~ 你~~~~~~捅~~~~~~呀~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
甘寧: 是條好漢(?!) 看在你是個可敬的對手份上..
就容你將你家主公"孫策"屍首帶回吧....
小孟: 我家主公?? 孫策?????  ̄▽ ̄||
甘寧: 趁我還沒改變主意之前..勸你快走~~
(就這樣..小孟莫名其妙帶走偽.孫策的屍首...)
甘寧: 這個傢伙..以後必定大有所為呀....
凌統 我記住你了~~ (甘寧之OS:他剛是說凌統..還是你捅呀?? 我的頭痛了@@")
黑頁: 戰役結束後..發現對手是說"你捅"..甘寧自覺連口音都會拼錯..便奮發向學..
幾年後..便成為江夏一帶家譽戶曉的大文人..被尊稱為"甘寧老師"
又甘寧訓練出一支猛獸軍隊..可以隨意的操控猩猩軍團..
所以又得到了一個"甘猩爸"的美名...
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最近怎麼老是扯到猩猩呀XD
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大聲叫道”十六週後,復刊相會,精采連載,勿失信約”
陳某阿陳某,是你親手畫下的黑頁,怎地你不守信約?怎地你不守信約?
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