[亂搞] 水鏡八奇的秘密生活PART(8)
前文提要:大師兄回來了
我總以為平定了北方之後.....再來便可以一統天下.....
怎知.....看來.....我是挨不到天下種滿茶花的時候了.....
小茶......你不介意嗎......
袁紹雖說....他給我的是國.....不是家.......
但...他也不明白我心裡要的是什麼.......
那年呂布軍中.....我曾見一人.....驍勇善戰.....
所向無敵.....奈何其子死後......性情大變.....
悲泣的令人動容.....如此父子.....為我所欲........
那名勇將....好似名為臧霸.......
奈何.....天總不站在我這邊.....甚至是擺明要跟我做對.....
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方:曹孟德.....納命來.......阻我大業者死.........
只見左右拿下了大師兄......
操:今日袁家已亡....以軍師之能......可否想過......
方:呸.....曹賊休想....袁家可亡不可降.......
操:是嗎.....你們全都出去....... 眾將:是....
操:你今年三十有二了吧.........
方:哼.....值此亂世.....人命輕賤.....人生至此足以......
操:那你也該知道你父親過世已有三十四年了吧.......
方:多說無益.....我早知袁紹與我娘有染......
操:嘿嘿....袁紹這人頭腦一向不精明.....算學一直沒學好.....
方:哼.....廢人廢言.......
操:那年我與袁紹同仕何進大將軍.....有一天....我在袁府喝醉了酒....
方:什麼....
操:我想鍛鍊我的繼承人......不論身心.....因此....
方:呸.....反黑為白.....真有這種事我乾脆跟你姓.......
操:心口不一....那你改名丕還姓於曹.....有請袁夫人.......
方:娘.....您是騙我的對不對.......
袁夫人:孩子.....我........
操:練子完畢....你....可以不諒解我.....但是你不可以曲解我的心意....
將自己唯一的繼承人....一隻年幼的獅子.....置於狼群之中.....
天下總會是曹姓者得......只因你.....姓曹不姓袁.....
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娘.......到底.....我.......還有幾個爹阿.........
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筆者:還有正太和老四沒寫到.......頭又痛了......
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我的KUSO......還沒完阿.......
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