[吐泡] 看圖說故事
話說某一天
塔貝貝無意間和公蟹搭上線
在看到公蟹的第一眼
內心就開滿了小花 ******
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帥 帥
╔* ψ 帥
⊙ ∩
內心OS:超‧美味蟹堡啊! ////// ▽ 哈囉!等很久了嗎?
╭ 塔 ╮ ─公蟹╮ 帥
║║ ║《 帥
" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "
決心要把公蟹列入自己名下的塔貝貝
展開了一連串的捕蟹行動
▍ ▍
╔* ▍ ▍ ψ
我明天想出去玩 ∩ ∩ ▍ ▍ ⊙ ⊙ 好啊!
你要不要跟我去? ξ ▼ ▍ 熱線中 ▍ ▼ ξ 一起去吧!
╰─ 塔 ╮ ▍ ▍ ╭公蟹─╯
║║ ▍ ▍ ║║
" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "
與公蟹的互動看似良好
塔貝貝對眼前的蟹堡更是愛不釋手
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╔* ▍ ▍ ψ
我想去吃東西耶 ∩ ║← ▍ ▍→║ ⊙ 這有什麼問題
我們一起衝吧! ▽ ║螢 ▍ 連線中 ▍螢║ ▽ 就約明天吧~
塔 ╗ ║幕 ▍ ▍幕║ ╔公蟹
║║▔▔▔ ▍ ▍ ▔▔▔║║
" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "
塔貝貝私心希望
有一天能跟公蟹心心相印
● ‧ ‧ ╔* ‧ ψ ☆ ‧ ★
☆ 我一直都好喜歡你 > < ∩∩ 如果妳能停止外星任務 ‧ ★
‧ 你願意跟外星人☆ ////// ////// 永遠留在地球,那就在一起吧
★ 在一起嗎? ╭ 塔 ─★─公蟹╮ ‧ ‧
☆ ‧ ★ ‧ 》║ ║《
" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "
但是事情絕對不是笨蛋(也就是塔貝貝)
所想的那麼簡單
她發現公蟹不太一樣了...
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╔* ▍ ▍ ψ
明天又放假了 ∩ ║← ▍ ▍→║ < 不要!
我們去吃冰好嗎? ▽ ║螢 ▍ 連線中 ▍螢║ ─
塔 ╗ ║幕 ▍ ▍幕║ ╔公蟹
║║▔▔▔ ▍ ▍ ▔▔▔║║
" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "
公蟹的拒絕越來越頻繁及明顯
塔貝貝心想
這大概是螃蟹的低潮期吧?
▍ ▍
╔* ▍ ▍ ψ
好無聊 ⊙ ║← ▍ ▍→║ ╰ 我不想去
要不要去逛逛? ▽ ║螢 ▍ 連線中 ▍螢║ ︵
塔 ╗ ║幕 ▍ ▍幕║ ╔公蟹
║║▔▔▔ ▍ ▍ ▔▔▔║║
" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "
當塔貝貝還在幻想著跟公蟹出去玩的畫面
公蟹似乎已經沒什麼興致可言
▍
╔* ▍ ψ
嗯... ////// ▍ |||||| 好煩喔.....
下次見面穿什麼好呢? ω ▍ ︵
╰ 塔 ╮ ▍ ╭公蟹╯
║║ ▍ ║║
" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "
終於
塔貝貝受不了這種關係了
一向女王的塔貝貝
不想讓兩人之間的關係越來越冷
▍
╔* ▍ ψ
不行! > < ▍ ╯╰ 這世界怎麼
我堂堂塔貝貝 ─ ▍ ﹏ 有這麼多笨蛋啊...
不接受無解的問題 ╰ 塔 ╯ ▍ ╭公蟹╮
║║ ▍ ║║
" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "
塔貝貝下定決心要衝了
所以請螃蟹廟的眾神明加持
雖然她知道,有些事情就算加持也沒用的
螃蟹廟的眾神啊 神明1 神明2 神明3
請賜給我無敵的力量 沒問題,上! 有拜有保佑 衝就對了
╔* ψ ψ ψ
╯ ║ ║ ⊙ ║ ⊙ ║ ⊙
○ ║ ║ ▽ ║ ▽ ║ ▽
塔 ╗ ║ ║ ╔好神 ║ ╔好神 ║ ╔好神
║║▔▔▔ ▔▔▔║║ ▔▔▔║║ ▔▔▔║║
" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "
得到眾神明的加持,塔貝貝瞬間勇氣百倍,沒在怕的!
(感謝大家推文~篇幅有限就擷取某一段當代表)
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推 hks: 塔貝露加油!妳一定可以抓到公蟹的!要回來還願喔
推 cooleatfish: 塔貝露加油!妳一定可以抓到公蟹的!
推 tony6514: 塔貝露加油!妳一定可以抓到公蟹的!
推 jean01131: 塔貝露加油!妳一定可以抓到公蟹的!回來放閃吧
推 airbuti: 塔貝露加油!妳一定可以抓到公蟹的! 加油喔~
推 Janray: 塔貝露加油!妳一定可以抓到公蟹的! 加油!!
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→ jill360: 塔貝露加油!妳一定可以抓到公蟹的!衝啊!!
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得到眾神祝福的塔貝貝
在某天用MSN找上公蟹
公蟹可以不見面,但是不會不上線
▍ ▍
╔* ▍ ▍ ψ
我很喜歡你 ⊙ ║← ▍ ▍→║ ⊙ 不好意思
賞我一個痛快吧! ─ ║螢 ▍ 連線中 ▍螢║ ─ 沒感覺耶~
塔 ╗ ║幕 ▍ ▍幕║ ╔公蟹
║║▔▔▔ ▍ ▍ ▔▔▔║║
" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "
於是
塔貝貝那異想天開的野望
終於在那一天面對現實
幻想果然超美好!
● ‧ ‧ ╔* ‧ ψ ☆ ‧ ★
☆ 我一直都好喜歡你 > < ∩∩ 如果妳能停止外星任務 ‧ ★
‧ 你願意跟外星人☆ ////// ////// 永遠留在地球,那就在一起吧
★ 在一起嗎? ╭ 塔 ─★─公蟹╮ ‧ ‧
☆ ‧ ★ ‧ 》║ ║《
" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "
變成這樣沒有色彩
一不小心就黑白了...
● ‧ ‧ ╔* ‧ ψ ☆ ‧ ★
☆ 我一直都好喜歡你 > < ∩∩ 如果妳能停止外星任務 ‧ ★
‧ 你願意跟外星人☆ ////// ////// 永遠留在地球,那就在一起吧
★ 在一起嗎? ╭ 塔 ─★─公蟹╮ ‧ ‧
☆ ‧ ★ ‧ 》║ ║《
" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "
塔貝貝莫名其妙亂入中~
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▂▂ ▂▂ 你們這些貼心的小傢伙
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▍ ▍ 那一句句的推文都推到我心崁上
██
██ 哎唷我都哭了我~
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▌ 我把青春賣給螃蟹廟好了啦......
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還有還有...
其實我早就做好準備
*** 所以得到了預期中的答案,不意外
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▂▂ ▂▂ 雖然有點傷心,但無妨,總算結束了
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謝謝大家幫我加油打氣
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▌ 因為有你們的祝福,我才能在被拒絕後還能笑的開心
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▍ ▍ 希望以後我也能把這種感動分給大家
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讓每個期待愛情的人,都能得到最圓滿的結果^^
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其實打這個比告白困難太多了.......=_=真是累死我了媽呀~
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ψ *╗
她看到我竟然氣到臉脹紅 ─ ─ > < 這男生好帥
我看沒希望了..... ︵ ///// 我跟他說話會不會太沒矜持?
算了,還是放棄吧! ╰公蟹─ ╭母蟹╮
《 《 )))... ║║ by塔貝露之螃蟹很愛演篇~
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台北離我太遠了~來台南揪美食團吧XDD
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我會很虔誠的拜,哈哈
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其實我是冷酷的角頭老大~ <(一 _一)y▂~
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得不到他也要嚇死他
我想他那天看到我那一串文字,驚嚇度肯定100%,哈哈
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那我要連同外星人一起侵占地球
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來個10份吧!
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(抱回去~~)
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我個性比較硬氣,與其去猜測對方的心思,不如直接問明白
要不要衝你就自己衡量,好壞總是要試過才知道
現在我跟對方就像陌生人一樣,也不會互相對談(雖然他本來就不會主動找我)
問我後不後悔這樣做?我不後悔
因為耗著只是妨礙自己前進的路,若沒希望,我寧願早點斬斷感情
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謝謝你^^
是說我終於可以不要再懸著這件事情了,輕鬆不少
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這算是哪門子的稱讚法啊.......XD
我知道圖很可愛啦,人就不予置評了
※ 編輯: taberu 來自: 111.255.12.168 (06/05 06:58)