[公蟹] 阿蟹想當爸爸!?
我的星座是:秤
與對方的關係:交往中
想請問大家的問題是:好像進度有點超前 囧rz
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我跟老爺認識半年多,總算在上個月把他打包帶走...
不料,沒多久差點鬧出人命(有防禦措施的狀態下)
一向好朋友超準的我....慢了半個月
兔:我那個還沒來耶(煩惱中)
蟹:喔?
兔:你都不擔心當爸爸唷 =..=||||
蟹:不會阿~都好阿
兔:(os: 最好是啦~你要我怎麼跟別人說剛交往...而且才這麼一次就有 orz)
而且我跟老爺說好,如果有我們就要去買大樂透,順便打金牌給小寶寶
後來老爺帶著我去便利商店買驗孕棒
結帳時,我看著店員突然撲嗤笑出來....
因為我突然幻想店員一邊結帳一邊這麼說:恭喜老爺~賀喜夫人
(老爺說如果他是店員,可能真的就會這樣講哩)
開獎結果,當然是沒有阿!!!
兔:我們沒有買大樂透跟打金牌的命
蟹:唉~看樣子只能腳踏實地了
兔:可能都做好心理準備了,有點小失望說@@"
蟹:不然下次全部都留給你好了
兔:囧rz (你是指__嗎)
過了幾天,好朋友來報到
兔:來了耶(開心)
蟹:我本來還有點小期待的
兔:這麼想當爸爸唷~
蟹:不錯阿
兔:那以後每個月都來開獎好了
蟹:好阿~
你們覺得他是認真的嗎???? 囧rz
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