[閒聊] 不好了!地球...地球他...!!已回收
被觸手攻擊啦!! id=47659327
http://i.imgur.com/lR9nOg7.png
地球:這是什麼...黏糊糊的好噁心!!
http://i.imgur.com/ptwYkUY.png
觸手:我想要你...
http://i.imgur.com/6DtfHqH.png
地球:不行! 月亮在看!!!
月亮:......!!
http://i.imgur.com/0tSLaou.png
月亮試著幫忙但是反而讓情況更糟了...
地球變得更加溼潤了...
http://i.imgur.com/eY65Emi.png
觸手:我是從火星來的。
地球:騙人! 你比火星還要大!!
呀!快點住手!依壓~~~
http://i.imgur.com/3os12KX.png
觸手:沒錯...火星因為太小,沒辦法讓我的祖先
生存下去,所以沉眠至今;所以我對養育
眾多生命的你又愛又恨...
http://i.imgur.com/R0rntGR.png
觸手:如今已經是高次元生命體的我,比你更大更強
所以,從今以後一直在一起吧...
地球:打妹~~~這樣下去斷層要變得奇怪了......
而且不只這樣......
http://i.imgur.com/d9VKkeh.png
地球:地殼要被貫穿了!!!!!!
咿啞~~~~~~~~
http://i.imgur.com/kAy24Sx.png
地球:不行不行,這樣絕對不行!!!!
觸手:太陽也好、生物也好,全部都忘記吧......
數日後
地球:嗯~好舒服♥ ♥
大家對不起,地球被侵略了♥ ♥ ♥
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※ 編輯: vincent0728 (59.127.73.25), 09/14/2015 23:31:43
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