[閒聊] 艦隊收藏 vs Aldnoah Zero消失
防雷
今天看到板上 AZ標題罵聲不斷,害人很想按→進去看
很疑惑到底爛到哪去
剛看完...的確爛 於是又讓人想起那意味不明的艦娘
先說結論:兩個爛蘋果
AZ>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>艦娘
艦娘:超老套的最終大決戰 無聊的命運論 難看的海戰
再配上敵人完全無意義
只會賣配對 姿勢 台詞 女女 該死的提督又回來了
提督運籌帷幄 吹雪棒棒
你怎麼可以難看成這樣?
AZ:挖哩 上集最後 想說二公主會有啥米驚人之舉(還以為她會被大公主清算)
結果...
結果突然原諒白毛了??? 然後就沒戲份了...昏倒
大公主繼續發表天真又愚蠢的言論(你說這個誰懂啊!)
很明顯沒人鳥她
反而是白毛叫火星方全體停火
結果自己卻因私怨跑去跟面攤打架...這那招?
白毛副官和幾個伯爵也不聽指令...亂成一團
然後白毛就跟面攤墜入愛河...喔不...墜入地球
大公主:前面一兩集還有腦有能力 記得操縱車輛和武器那幕嗎?
後來變的越來越無腦 越來越天真 人設崩壞!
白毛:謀略崩壞 你到底愛誰? 不對 你到底在意誰?
先不管那個正宮面攤 你不是很愛大公主 怎麼突然180度轉彎跑到二公主?
面攤:反而是這幾個崩壞的傢伙中 相對正常的
從頭到尾他就是公主派 也因此饒了白毛的命
至於那犯規的能力 犯規的機體 跟不成比例的後遺症...已經無力吐槽
至於最後大公主配雞排伯爵兒子 觀眾很幹 其實還好
仔細想想 面攤不太可能配大公主 面攤無權又無勢
配白毛...又不是瘋了去配一個可能的戰犯
其實只是觀眾一頭熱 大公主的喜歡 極有可能是一時的愛慕
把對地球的喜愛投射到麵攤 麵攤別哭
至於白毛 只能說是標準的郎有情妹無意
麵攤...仔細想想他有明顯表現對公主的愛意嗎?很明顯沒有
白毛則是完全不知所云...這部分做壞了
不過監獄那幕還要再想想...或許這就是單戀吧
戰鬥畫面則是AZ狂打艦娘(哪部有可能輸給艦娘?)
BGM也是大勝
因此總和來說
AZ>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>艦娘
艦娘:大便味大便 VS AZ:咖哩味大便
--
※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc), 來自: 1.163.69.178
※ 文章網址: https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/C_Chat/M.1427635667.A.F13.html
推
03/29 21:28, , 1F
03/29 21:28, 1F
→
03/29 21:29, , 2F
03/29 21:29, 2F
推
03/29 21:29, , 3F
03/29 21:29, 3F
推
03/29 21:32, , 4F
03/29 21:32, 4F
→
03/29 21:33, , 5F
03/29 21:33, 5F
→
03/29 21:33, , 6F
03/29 21:33, 6F
第12話就三個字:超難看 11話還不錯 至於廣受好評的第六話我覺得還好
萌萌的 下面沒有了 整體來看 艦娘敗筆當然是罄竹難書 擢髮難數
※ 編輯: yang0623 (1.163.69.178), 03/29/2015 21:37:40
推
03/29 21:34, , 7F
03/29 21:34, 7F
推
03/29 21:34, , 8F
03/29 21:34, 8F
→
03/29 21:35, , 9F
03/29 21:35, 9F
→
03/29 21:36, , 10F
03/29 21:36, 10F
→
03/29 21:36, , 11F
03/29 21:36, 11F
推
03/29 21:36, , 12F
03/29 21:36, 12F
推
03/29 21:36, , 13F
03/29 21:36, 13F
→
03/29 21:36, , 14F
03/29 21:36, 14F
→
03/29 21:37, , 15F
03/29 21:37, 15F
推
03/29 21:37, , 16F
03/29 21:37, 16F
推
03/29 21:37, , 17F
03/29 21:37, 17F
→
03/29 21:37, , 18F
03/29 21:37, 18F
→
03/29 21:37, , 19F
03/29 21:37, 19F
→
03/29 21:38, , 20F
03/29 21:38, 20F
→
03/29 21:39, , 21F
03/29 21:39, 21F
不認為狗屎沒有比較的意義 要不然一堆B級片豈不是沒有好壞之分?
推
03/29 21:39, , 22F
03/29 21:39, 22F
推
03/29 21:40, , 23F
03/29 21:40, 23F
→
03/29 21:40, , 24F
03/29 21:40, 24F
推
03/29 21:40, , 25F
03/29 21:40, 25F
※ 編輯: yang0623 (1.163.69.178), 03/29/2015 21:41:30
→
03/29 21:40, , 26F
03/29 21:40, 26F
推
03/29 21:40, , 27F
03/29 21:40, 27F
推
03/29 21:42, , 28F
03/29 21:42, 28F
推
03/29 21:43, , 29F
03/29 21:43, 29F
推
03/29 21:45, , 30F
03/29 21:45, 30F
推
03/29 21:45, , 31F
03/29 21:45, 31F
推
03/29 21:45, , 32F
03/29 21:45, 32F
→
03/29 21:46, , 33F
03/29 21:46, 33F
→
03/29 21:46, , 34F
03/29 21:46, 34F
推
03/29 21:46, , 35F
03/29 21:46, 35F
這倒是真的
推
03/29 21:47, , 36F
03/29 21:47, 36F
→
03/29 21:47, , 37F
03/29 21:47, 37F
→
03/29 21:47, , 38F
03/29 21:47, 38F
※ 編輯: yang0623 (1.163.69.178), 03/29/2015 21:48:55
→
03/29 21:48, , 39F
03/29 21:48, 39F
→
03/29 21:48, , 40F
03/29 21:48, 40F
推
03/29 21:50, , 41F
03/29 21:50, 41F
推
03/29 21:50, , 42F
03/29 21:50, 42F
推
03/29 21:50, , 43F
03/29 21:50, 43F
→
03/29 21:52, , 44F
03/29 21:52, 44F
推
03/29 21:52, , 45F
03/29 21:52, 45F
→
03/29 21:53, , 46F
03/29 21:53, 46F
這樣說好了 同樣是雙方對決(AZ可能是三方) 艦娘敵方完全不知所云(沒玩遊戲)
我方無聊的也一大堆 反觀AZ至少雙方都有些梗
※ 編輯: yang0623 (1.163.69.178), 03/29/2015 21:56:56
推
03/29 21:54, , 47F
03/29 21:54, 47F
推
03/29 21:54, , 48F
03/29 21:54, 48F
→
03/29 21:56, , 49F
03/29 21:56, 49F
→
03/29 21:57, , 50F
03/29 21:57, 50F
推
03/29 21:58, , 51F
03/29 21:58, 51F
→
03/29 21:58, , 52F
03/29 21:58, 52F
推
03/29 21:59, , 53F
03/29 21:59, 53F
→
03/29 22:00, , 54F
03/29 22:00, 54F
→
03/29 22:00, , 55F
03/29 22:00, 55F
推
03/29 22:01, , 56F
03/29 22:01, 56F
推
03/29 22:02, , 57F
03/29 22:02, 57F
推
03/29 22:03, , 58F
03/29 22:03, 58F
推
03/29 22:03, , 59F
03/29 22:03, 59F
→
03/29 22:04, , 60F
03/29 22:04, 60F
推
03/29 22:05, , 61F
03/29 22:05, 61F
推
03/29 22:11, , 62F
03/29 22:11, 62F
→
03/29 22:11, , 63F
03/29 22:11, 63F
→
03/29 22:12, , 64F
03/29 22:12, 64F
推
03/29 22:13, , 65F
03/29 22:13, 65F
→
03/29 22:13, , 66F
03/29 22:13, 66F
推
03/29 22:14, , 67F
03/29 22:14, 67F
→
03/29 22:14, , 68F
03/29 22:14, 68F
→
03/29 22:15, , 69F
03/29 22:15, 69F
→
03/29 22:17, , 70F
03/29 22:17, 70F
推
03/29 22:17, , 71F
03/29 22:17, 71F
推
03/29 22:18, , 72F
03/29 22:18, 72F
推
03/29 22:18, , 73F
03/29 22:18, 73F
→
03/29 22:18, , 74F
03/29 22:18, 74F
推
03/29 22:18, , 75F
03/29 22:18, 75F
推
03/29 22:19, , 76F
03/29 22:19, 76F
推
03/29 23:41, , 77F
03/29 23:41, 77F
→
03/29 23:41, , 78F
03/29 23:41, 78F
→
03/29 23:42, , 79F
03/29 23:42, 79F
推
03/30 00:02, , 80F
03/30 00:02, 80F
推
03/30 00:40, , 81F
03/30 00:40, 81F
→
03/30 00:41, , 82F
03/30 00:41, 82F
→
03/30 00:41, , 83F
03/30 00:41, 83F